Purely Belter (2000)
Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!
Director: Mark Herman
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Chris Beattie as Gerry McCarten |
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Greg McLane as Sewell |
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Charlie Hardwick as Mrs. McCarten |
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Roy Hudd as Mr. Sewell |
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Tim Healy as Mr. McCarten |
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Kevin Whately as Mr. Caird |
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Kerry Ann Christiansen as Bridget |
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Jody Baldwin as Gemma |
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Tracey Wilkinson as Mrs. Caird |
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Willie Ross as Ginga |
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Tracy Whitwell as Clare |
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Su Elliot as Mrs Brabin |
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Daniel James Lake as Matthew Brabin |
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Libby Davison as Miss Warren |
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Val McLane as Maureen |
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Adam Fogerty as Zak |
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Anne Orwin as Auntie Maud |
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Lynne Wilmot as Cashier |
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Brendan P. Healy as Park Worker |
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Alan Shearer as Himself |
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Charlie Richmond as Mally |
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Billy Fane as Bingo caller |
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Kate Garbutt as Baby Sheara |
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Laura Garbutt as Baby Sheara |
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Jo-Anne Horan as Waterstone's assistant |
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Rebekah Joy Gilgan as Cashier 1 |
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Michael Hodgson as Business man |
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Bill Gerard as Policeman |
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Phil Swinburne as Policeman |
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Joyce Gibbs as Magistrate |
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Christopher Connel as Vicar |
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Veronica Twidle as Old dear |
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Chris Wiper as Jimmy |
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Richard Dawson as Bright boy |
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Helen Parker as Bright girl |
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Adam Moran as Darren |
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Anna-Marie Gascoigne as Dinner lady |
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Joanne Hickson as Janine |
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Hayley Murray as Kebab shop girl |
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Madeleine Moffat as Mrs. Harvey |
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Trevor Fox as Car park attendant |
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Dylan Barnes as Edgy man (Uncredited) |
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Liam Elcoat as Park boy (Uncredited) |
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Cat LaCohie as Lindsey (Uncredited) |
| Directing | Mark Herman | Director |
| Sound | Andie Derrick | Foley Artist |
| Sound | Graham Daniel | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Peter Burgis | Foley Artist |
| Sound | Paul Carr | ADR Mixer |
| Sound | Michael Feinberg | Foley Editor |
| Sound | Robert Farr | Sound Recordist |
| Sound | Joe Gallagher | ADR Editor |
| Sound | Ray Merrin | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Clive Winter | Sound |
| Production | Cathy Lord | Line Producer |
| Art | Mark Kebby | Art Direction |
| Production | Elizabeth Karlsen | Producer |
| Art | Don Taylor | Production Design |
| Writing | Jonathan Tulloch | Writer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Veronica McAleer | Makeup Designer |
| Writing | Mark Herman | Writer |
| Production | Susie Figgis | Casting |
| Art | John Bush | Set Decoration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Veronica McAleer | Hair Designer |
| Production | Stephen Woolley | Executive Producer |
| Editing | Michael Ellis | Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jill Taylor | Costume Design |
| Camera | Mark Milsome | Focus Puller |
| Camera | Andy Collins | Director of Photography |
| Sound | Ian Broudie | Original Music Composer |
| Sound | Michael Gibbs | Original Music Composer |
