Blood Drips Heavily on Newsie Square (1991)
Washed up actor Don Knotts shows up on the back lot of Universal Studios in Hollywood, California in hopes of landing a role in the new Disney movie, Newsies. Unfortunately director Kenny Ortega quickly dismisses Mr. Knotts and has him thrown off the lot. Mr. Knotts is quite upset by the turn of events, so decides to go on a killing spree, believing that if he can't have a role in the movie no one can. He knocks off one newsie after the next, each in a different and unique way.
Director: Michael A. Goorjian
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Mark David as Don Knotts |
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Marty Belafsky as Self |
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Max Casella as Self |
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Lucy Boryer as Self |
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Dee Caspary as Self |
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Brett Deiball as Fire Marshal |
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Bill Pullman as Self |
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Christian Bale as Self |
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Kenny Ortega as Self |
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Michael Lerner as Self |
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Gregg Smith as Self |
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Trey Parker as Self |
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Ivan Dudynsky as Self |
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Michael A. Goorjian as Self |
| Crew | Ivan Dudynsky | Cinematography |
| Production | Max Casella | Producer |
| Directing | Michael A. Goorjian | Director |
| Art | Russell Bobbit | Props |
| Crew | Trey Parker | Creative Consultant |