Schuks Tshabalala's Survival Guide to South Africa

Schuks Tshabalala's Survival Guide to South Africa (2010)

Comedy

Leon Schuster or “Schuks Tshabalala” and Shorty (Alfred Ntombela) intend to produce a movie as a visual guide and aid for foreigners coming to SA for the World Cup. Schuks Tshabalala is a teacher and tour guide to a mixed bag of tourists who are taking his survival guide to SA very seriously. Shorty, as usual, is his best friend, assistant and conscience. The students include ”Heinz” from Germany, “Yoti” from Greece, “Jean-Pierre” from France, “Koert” from The Netherlands, “Rajin” from India, “Maggie” from Ireland and “Xing Xang” from China, among others. They are genuinely eager to learn about SA, so Schuks and Shorty are only too happy to oblige. What follows is a series of hysterical demonstrations of life in SA as they attempt to answer all the questions posed by potential visitors.

Director: Gray Hofmeyr

Casts

	Leon Schuster as Dr. Schuks Tshabalala / Various
	Alfred Ntombela as Alf (Shorty)
	Sean Higgs as Heinz
	Brent Palmer as Zach
	Tanit Phoenix as Sexy Nurse
	Matthew Dylan Roberts as Jean Pierre
	Siobhan Hodgson as Maggie
	Emily Child as Marge
	Karl Jansen as Yoti
	Maria Velanac as Yugi
	Brent Palmer as Zach
	Helen Li as Chow Fang
	Guilherme escobar as Jose
	Mehboob Bawa as Rajin
	Shirley Nixon as Melon lady
	Ronald France as Melon man
	Chris April as Spaza owner
	Elton Jansen as Singing beggar
	Marilyn Persson as Sister Naude
	Alistair Davis as Airbag guy
	Sarah-Kate Seaward as House owner
	Paddy Cavanagh as Old lady in car park
	Oliver Bailey as Spaza Shop Thief
	Gray Hofmeyr as BEE guy
	Sarah Muhoho as Woman in labour
	Sean Redpath as Italian holiday maker
	Duncan Wheatley as Vuvuzela guy
	Alan Boesak as Self
	Rob van Vuuren as Self
	Helen Zille as Self
	Peter de Villiers as Self

Crew