Actor (2004)
Bronze is a down on his luck thespian who needs a break badly. Literally living off his one recognizable moment in the TV cop show Boys in Blue (he played a TV stealing criminal), he spends his days hustling, his nights arguing with his live-in companion, a transvestite Christian rock wannabe. After a beer can robbery goes wrong, Bronze gets his songwriting pal an audition. When that falls through, he hits rock bottom. A bout with cellphone-induced ear cancer and an incident with a haphazardly thrown can of soup seals his sad fate.
Director: Giuseppe Andrews
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Miles Dougal as Bronze Bronzeman |
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Walt Dongo as Pew |
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Bill Tyree as Bufo the Casting Director |
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Walter Patterson as |
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Greg Wells as |
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Tiffany Naylor as The Only Hooker in Town |
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Sir 'Bigfoot' George as BigFoot |
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Joey Murcia as Benny |
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Rocky Suicidal Mary as |
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Giuseppe Andrews as |
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Marybeth Spychalski as |
| Directing | Giuseppe Andrews | Director |
| Production | Adam Rifkin | Producer |
| Writing | Giuseppe Andrews | Writer |