I Hate Kids (2019)
Nick Pearson is a life-long bachelor who is finally settling down. On the brink of his wedding he is surprised to find he has a 13 year old son who has come to find his him through the help of a psychic. The problem is Nick can't stand kids and would happily send the boy back to live with his biological mother, except that no one has any clue who that might be. Having nowhere to turn Nick must hit the road with the boy and the neurotic, inept psychic to track down dozens of his disgraced ex-flings to whom he must ask the awkward question - with very mixed results.
Director:
John Asher
Writers:
Frank Dietz, Todd Traina.
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Tom Everett Scott as Nick Pearson |
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Tituss Burgess as The Amazing Fabular |
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Julian Feder as Mason |
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Rachel Boston as Sydney Bartlett |
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Rhea Seehorn as Kelly |
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Andrew Bowen as Richard |
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Julie Ann Emery as Joanna |
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Maria de Lourdes Severny as Carla Intinoli |
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Emily De Margheriti as Daisy |
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Arden Myrin as Janice Bodicker |
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Chris Levine as Winifred 'Winny'/Freddy |
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Marisa Tomei as Christine Hurley |
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Beth Riesgraf as Schyler Cross |
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Ray Abruzzo as Walter |
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Joyce Bulifant as Betty Bartlett |
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Roger Perry as Phil Bartlett |
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Bryan Batt as Reverend McGooley |
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Nathan Arenas as Frankie |
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Michael McHale as Deejay |
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Lewie Bartone as Chaz |
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Johnny Visotcky as Jimmy |
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Bo Foxworth as Dad |
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Jeris Poindexter as Attendant |
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Patrice Barrie as Old Annie |
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Rico E. Anderson as CHP Officer |
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Daisy Traina as Karate Girl |
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David Loden as Delivery Room Doctor |
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Tiffany Yvonne Cox as Delivery Room Nurse #1 |
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Mary Hollis Inboden as Delivery Room Nurse #2 |
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Todd Traina as Psychic #1 |
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Kimberly Blair as Psychic #2 |
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Rachel McHale as Psychic #3 |
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John Landis as Psychic #4 |
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Olivia Levine as Psychic #5 |
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Ben Begley as Security Guard |
| Art | Gerald Lehtola | Art Direction |
| Costume & Make-Up | Michael Spezzano | Key Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Melody White | Hair Department Head |
| Costume & Make-Up | Janice Heaton | Makeup Department Head |
| Camera | Blake T. Evans | Director of Photography |
| Production | Todd Traina | Producer |
| Production | Rachel McHale | Producer |
| Production | John Asher | Executive Producer |
| Sound | Mike Raznick | Music |
| Art | Alan E. Muraoka | Production Design |
| Production | Mary Jo Slater | Casting |
| Production | John Landis | Executive Producer |
| Visual Effects | Sam Balcomb | VFX Supervisor |
| Crew | Jef Groff | Stunts |
| Production | John Leeves | Unit Production Manager |
| Production | Paul Wie | Location Manager |
| Production | Peter Young | Executive Producer's Assistant |
| Directing | Cindy Taylor | Second Assistant Director |
| Visual Effects | Kevin N. Bailey | VFX Supervisor |
| Production | Thin Tai Choy | Producer's Assistant |
| Production | Sarah Loomis | Producer's Assistant |
| Directing | Jeff Pallotta | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Directing | Magan Rutledge | Script Supervisor |
| Art | Kris Fuller | Set Decoration |
| Crew | Sean Christopher | Stunts |
| Production | Michael Percival | Location Manager |
| Production | Julie Richheimer | Production Coordinator |
| Directing | Ken Wada | First Assistant Director |
| Production | Cecil Hardy | Location Assistant |
| Crew | Carl Ciarfalio | Stunt Coordinator |
| Camera | Josh Bleckner | Dolly Grip |
| Camera | Haywood Cross | Grip |
| Lighting | Steve Perron | Electrician |
| Art | Jose C. Lopez | Set Painter |
| Costume & Make-Up | Janice Heaton | Key Makeup Artist |
| Art | Guy Lavandofsky | Swing |
| Camera | David Loden | Key Grip |
| Art | Randall Papavero | Assistant Property Master |
| Lighting | Louis Malton | Electrician |
| Lighting | Kevin Stallard | Electrician |
| Lighting | Vince Slovey | Electrician |
| Art | Carlton Rude | Property Master |
| Art | Bryan Baalbergen | Set Dresser |
| Art | Matty Iadanzo | Swing |
| Art | Joshua Zepeda | Greensman |
| Art | Cody Jacobson | Swing |
| Camera | Brad Greenspan | First Assistant "B" Camera |
| Camera | Scott Stevens | Digital Imaging Technician |
| Camera | Mason Semble | Grip |
| Camera | Matt Corder | Grip |
| Lighting | James Lyons | Electrician |
| Lighting | Lamar D. Houston | Electrician |
| Camera | Bryan G. Haigh | First Assistant "A" Camera |
| Art | Marissa E. Gallardo | Swing |
| Art | Rebecca Gardiner | Swing |
| Camera | Shane Jewell | Grip |
| Camera | Todd Barron | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Lacey Joy | Second Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Michael Telfer | Grip |
| Camera | Greg Edwards | Grip |
| Lighting | Mike Haynes | Electrician |
| Camera | Scott Odermann | Best Boy Grip |
| Camera | Erik Kasson | Grip |
| Art | Al Almeida | Set Dresser |
| Camera | John Goodner | Digital Imaging Technician |
| Camera | Erik Olson | Grip |
| Lighting | Chris Couto | Best Boy Electric |
| Lighting | Luke Orefice | Electrician |
| Art | Adam Rittmiller | Leadman |
| Camera | Bobby Maruvada | Digital Imaging Technician |
| Lighting | Donny Mosley | Gaffer |
| Lighting | Gregory Capp | Electrician |
| Art | John A. Gomez | Leadman |
| Camera | Mira Velasco-Schulte | Best Boy Grip |
| Camera | Kemuel DePaula | Grip |
| Costume & Make-Up | Cici Hoggard | Set Costumer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Peter Kukla | Hairstylist |
| Crew | Matthew Ballard | Transportation Captain |
| Editing | Kevin N. Bailey | First Assistant Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Claire Doyle | Makeup Artist |
| Crew | Artemisa Gutierrez Laurence | Studio Teacher |
| Crew | Timothy Karlskind | Driver |
| Production | Cameron Driskill | Production Assistant |
| Sound | Willy Allen | Music Editor |
| Production | Dawn Marie Deibert | Extras Casting Assistant |
| Production | Christopher Gonzalez | Production Assistant |
| Crew | Bennett Miller | Craft Service |
| Production | Farai Mhundwa | Production Assistant |
| Sound | Willy Allen | ADR Editor |
| Sound | Lisa Neidhardt | Sound Editor |
| Production | Anna Mendoza | Casting Associate |
| Production | Naby Dakhli | Production Assistant |
| Sound | Willy Allen | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Kelly Rush | Sound Mixer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Elizabeth Meredith | Key Costumer |
| Crew | Victoria Parello | Set Medic |
| Sound | Willy Allen | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Michael Spezzano | Assistant Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Melody White | Key Hair Stylist |
| Production | Ashley Nozoe | Production Assistant |
| Production | Jasmine Turner | Production Assistant |
| Crew | Yvonne Farano | Driver |
| Production | John Evangelista | Production Assistant |
| Crew | Danielle Milton | Driver |
| Crew | Mark Garrett | Driver |
| Sound | Zhen 'Jensen' Chen | Foley Editor |
| Crew | Tabitha Villavicencio | Driver |
| Sound | Rocky Reilly | Boom Operator |
| Crew | Rai Goldberger | Driver |
| Crew | Julius M. Fletcher | Driver |
| Crew | Jeff Robbins | Driver |
| Crew | Alex Mestres | Driver |
| Production | Francesca DiMarzio | Production Assistant |
| Editing | Corinne Bogdanowicz | Colorist |
| Editing | Christopher Abdon | Digital Intermediate Assistant |
| Production | Keenan Mock | Data Management Technician |
| Sound | Matthew Festle | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Crew | Jamie Meterian | Driver |
| Production | Brittany Ringer | Data Management Technician |
| Editing | Griffith Davies | Digital Intermediate Assistant |
| Production | Scott Nye | Data Management Technician |
| Editing | Matt Blackshear | Digital Intermediate Editor |
| Editing | Brandon Trotter | Digital Intermediate Assistant |
| Editing | Manny Dubón | Digital Intermediate Editor |
| Crew | Giovannie Espiritu | Thanks |
| Crew | Trish Geiger | Thanks |
| Crew | Soma Mitra | Thanks |
| Production | Ahmad Stewart | Data Management Technician |
| Crew | Victor Velasco | Compositor |
| Crew | Kimi Hughes | Compositor |
| Crew | Moriah Zagaglia | Compositor |
| Crew | Greg Bernstein | Legal Services |
| Crew | John Carrabino | Thanks |
| Crew | Jeff Dodson | Compositor |
| Crew | Kellen Bruner | Compositor |
| Crew | Jesse Soff | Visual Effects Editor |
| Crew | Rob Flowers | Thanks |
| Crew | Karyn Rachtman | Thanks |
| Crew | Barry Krost | Thanks |
| Crew | Jim Longeretta | Thanks |
| Crew | Lila Ahronowitz | Thanks |
| Crew | Adam Kline | Thanks |
| Crew | William Asher | Thanks |
| Crew | Diane B. Wilsey | Thanks |
| Crew | Gillian Wynn | Thanks |
| Crew | Katie Traina | Thanks |
| Writing | Frank Dietz | Screenplay |
| Production | Lorelei Tong | Co-Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Inanna Bantu | Costume Designer |
| Production | Rod Hamilton | Co-Producer |
| Production | Russell Levine | Executive Producer |
| Production | Minor Childers | Co-Producer |
| Production | Emily De Margheriti | Associate Producer |
| Editing | John Kovac | Editor |
| Sound | Mike Raznick | Original Music Composer |
| Writing | Todd Traina | Screenplay |
| Production | Frank Dietz | Associate Producer |
| Sound | Joseph Bauer | Original Music Composer |
| Directing | John Asher | Director |
