Traditional Family Vampires (2000)
An over-the-top comedy about a right wing / conservative family of vampires that go door to door sucking blood, until they meet up with a particularly unsavory character. They morally object to one victim's sexual orientation, thereby not finishing the job.... and we all know what happens if you don't drain 'em dry!
Director: Bobby R. Poirier
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Brian Hinds as Father |
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Christine Louise Marshall as Mother |
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Sarah Lord as Daughter |
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J.D. Merritt as Man |
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Cole Tucker as Himself |
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Harrison Ankers as LaWanda |
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John Hickson as The Priest |
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Mary Lou Bagley as Old Woman |
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Bobby R. Poirier as Bar Patron |
| Directing | Bobby R. Poirier | Director |
| Writing | Michael Bendzela | Writer |