Hardbodies (1984)
Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.
Director:
Mark Griffiths
Writers:
Steve Greene, Eric Alter, Mark Griffiths.
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Grant Cramer as Scotty |
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Teal Roberts as Kristi |
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Gary Wood as Hunter |
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Michael Rapport as Rounder |
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Sorrells Pickard as Ashby |
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Roberta Collins as Lana |
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Cindy Silver as Kimberly |
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Courtney Gains as Rag |
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Kristi Somers as Michelle |
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Crystal Shaw as Candy |
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Darcy DeMoss as Dede |
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Antony Ponzini as Rocco |
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Marvin Katzoff as Dorky Geek |
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Kip Waldo as Head Geek |
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Michael Miller as Landlord |
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Chuck Hart as Young Geek |
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Kane Hodder as Older Geek |
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Kit Garfield as Hardbody in Car |
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Erika Dockery as Hardbody in Car |
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Karen Kelly as Hardbody on Bike |
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Karen LaVoie as Jogging Hardbody |
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Kathleen Kinmont as Pretty Skater |
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Steve Workman as Hair Stylist |
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Jackie Easton as Girl in Dressing Room |
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Janet Gardner as Vixen - Lead Vocals |
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Jan Kuehnemund as Vixen - Lead Guitar |
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Pia Miacco as Vixen - Bass |
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Laurie Hedlund as Vixen - Drums |
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Tamara Ivanov as Vixen - Rhythm Guitar |
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Juli Lawrence as Nicki |
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Julie Always as Photo Session Hardbody |
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Leslee Bremmer as Photo Session Hardbody |
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Tina Riccio as Photo Session Hardbody |
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Karen Lybrand as Photo Session Hardbody |
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Deborah Scardilli as Rocco's Girl |
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Louise Baker as Rocco's Girl |
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Dana Gonzalez as Rocco's Girl |
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Laurie Bath as Rocco's Girl |
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Lorena Hartley as Rocco's Girl |
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Scott Kaufman as Krak (Group in Club) |
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John Steele as Krak (Group in Club) |
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David Spector as Krak (Group in Club) |
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Marcia Karr as Hardbody on Stairs |
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Steve Gold as Farnsey |
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Joyce Jameson as Rounder's Mom |
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Oliver Theess as Surfer (uncredited) |
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Mark Wilson as Partygoer |
| Crew | Chuck Hart | Stunts |
| Production | Judy Mooradian | Associate Producer |
| Directing | Eric M. Breiman | Assistant Director |
| Directing | Daniel Eisenberg | Second Assistant Director |
| Directing | Kathryn Weygand | Continuity |
| Art | Gregg Fonseca | Production Design |
| Art | Annie Huntley | Set Decoration |
| Art | Michael Paul Clausen | Assistant Art Director |
| Production | Geno Havens | Casting |
| Production | Kate Long | Casting Associate |
| Editing | Jack Hilton | Assistant Editor |
| Sound | John Kwiatkowski | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Roberta Doheny | Dialogue Editor |
| Sound | Darryl Duran | Music Editor |
| Sound | Terrie Silverman | Apprentice Sound Editor |
| Sound | Janice McKay | Apprentice Sound Editor |
| Camera | Chris Lombardi | First Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Lex duPont | Second Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Peter Roberts | Still Photographer |
| Lighting | Shaun Madigan | Gaffer |
| Lighting | Elizabeth Webber | Best Boy Electric |
| Lighting | Sven Kirsten | Electrician |
| Camera | David Bodin | Key Grip |
| Camera | Herb Ault | Best Boy Grip |
| Sound | David Brownlow | Sound Recordist |
| Sound | Sarah Johnstone | Boom Operator |
| Sound | Mary Jo Devenney | Boom Operator |
| Costume & Make-Up | Dori Cooper | Wardrobe Assistant |
| Costume & Make-Up | Medusah | Makeup & Hair |
| Costume & Make-Up | Diane G. Fish | Makeup & Hair Assistant |
| Crew | Terry Woolman | Special Effects |
| Production | Kate McMahon | Production Coordinator |
| Production | Robert Roda | Production Coordinator |
| Production | Sy Levin | Location Coordinator |
| Production | Gregg Fienberg | Location Manager |
| Directing | Marianne Fisher | Second Unit Director |
| Directing | Nancy Rigg | Continuity |
| Camera | Bob Weiss | Additional Photography |
| Camera | Steve Wright | Additional Photography |
| Camera | David Calloway | Additional Photography |
| Sound | Vic Caesar | Music Director |
| Crew | Randy Digrazio | Choreographer |
| Sound | Kevin Benson | Music Supervisor |
| Sound | Irwin Mazur | Music Supervisor |
| Art | Nguyen Kim Lan | Title Designer |
| Editing | Andy Blumenthal | Editor |
| Camera | Tom Richmond | Director of Photography |
| Writing | Steve Greene | Screenplay |
| Writing | Steve Greene | Story |
| Writing | Eric Alter | Screenplay |
| Writing | Eric Alter | Story |
| Writing | Mark Griffiths | Screenplay |
| Production | Jeff Begun | Producer |
| Production | Ken Dalton | Producer |
| Directing | Mark Griffiths | Director |
| Crew | BJ Davis | Stunt Coordinator |
| Crew | Kane Hodder | Stunts |