Crooks (2002)
During a late night drinking binge with bartender Nicky (Michael Marino), sixty-five year-old postman Sol Solzberg (Charlie Callas) leaks the details of his life-long plan to rob some valuable stamps from the local post office. Sol then promptly drops dead of a heart attack. Suddenly armed with his sure-fire answer to his financial woes, Nicky assembles a "crack" team of hapless crooks, headed by his best friend Paul (Jim Norton), and begins to plan and execute the caper. Whoever said crime doesn't pay had this gang of moronic Jersey boys in mind!
Director: Paul Battista
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Jim Norton as Paul |
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Jessica Alexander as Carmella |
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Rozie Bacchi as Paulette |
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Maggie Bagley as Angela |
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D. Banno as Postal Worker on Break #5 |
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Carmine Battista as Frank Perrigrinno |
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Michael Carrara as Agent Russo |
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David Brown as Officer Tafoozi |
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Charlie Callas as Sol solzberg |
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Dale Grand as Bert Lanstein |
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Irma St. Paule as Agnes DeMilo |
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Wade Mylius as Postal Inspector #2 |
| Writing | Ken Halsband | Creative Producer |
| Writing | Harry Clein | Creative Producer |
| Directing | Paul Battista | Director |
| Writing | Paul Battista | Writer |
| Production | Dan Battista | Producer |
| Production | Paul Battista | Producer |
| Writing | Dan Battista | Writer |
