You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine (1977)
Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...
Directors: Marc Monnet, Coluche.
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Coluche as Le roi Gros Pif Ier |
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Dominique Lavanant as La reine Madeleine |
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Anémone as La cousine Lucienne |
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Martin Lamotte as Le bouffon |
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Michel Blanc as Antremont |
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Roland Giraud as Le duc d'Orléans |
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Gérard Jugnot as Le premier capitaine des mousquetaires |
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Gérard Lanvin as Le chevalier blanc |
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Thierry Lhermitte as Le héraut d'armes |
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Marie-Anne Chazel as La reine de Flandre |
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Philippe Bruneau as Le duc d'Ambise |
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Michel Puterflam as Le radoteur |
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Philippe Manesse as Philippe de Boynet |
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Christian Spillemaecker as Christian de Boynet |
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Jacques Canselier as L'excité |
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François Dyrek as Le second tavernier |
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Jean-Louis Tristan as Le troisième tavernier |
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Roger Riffard as Père L'Auriot |
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Luis Rego as Le second capitaine des mousquetaires |
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Fernand Guiot as Le Belge |
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Véronique K. Colucci as Une favorite du roi |
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Roberto as Le nain |
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Christian Clavier as Le conteur (voice) |
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Georges Adet as Le vieux prisonnier |
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Georges Ass as Un homme-assiette |
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Lucien Charbonnier as Un homme-assiette |
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Louis Dubois as Le pince-fesse |
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Robert Le Béal as Un homme distingué |
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Ernest Menzer as Un homme distingué |
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Bruno Moynot as Un invité du roi qui doit faire ... |
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Jean-Jacques as Le roi de Flandre |
| Directing | Marc Monnet | Director |
| Production | Claude Hauser | Producer |
| Directing | Coluche | Director |
| Writing | Coluche | Writer |
| Editing | Armand Psenny | Editor |
| Production | Jean Gontier | Co-Producer |
| Crew | Claude Agostini | Cinematography |
| Editing | Kenout Peltier | Editor |
| Crew | Vladimir Cosma | Compositor |
| Sound | Serge Gainsbourg | Songs |
