Stallone's Knockouts (1990)
Big-haired broads work out, box, sing, wax poetic about their deepest desires and are involved in comedy skits with both a horny announcer and a pervy sex predator physician named "Dr. Fondle." Meanwhile, Jackie Stallone further embarrasses her family by rapping (!), the one minority boxer ("Cartella the Smuggler") is booed by the live audience as soon as they find out she's from Colombia and ringside commentator Traci Lords (!!) has to fend off the romantic advancements of the celebrity impersonator referee, who finally wins her over by pretending to be Richard Simmons (?!?)
Director: Matt Cimber
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Dennis Morgan as Announcer |
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Nutsy Fagan as Referee |
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Jackie Stallone as Judge (as Jacquelline Stalone) |
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Hal Stone as Timekeeper |
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Traci Lords as Traci Lords, Ringside Commentator |
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Tiffany Million as Bambi |
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Melinda Armstrong as Wendy |
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Jeanne Basone as Brooklyn |
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Pamela Manning as Melanie |
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Eileen O'Hara as Valerie |
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Dawn Rice as Dixie |
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Helena Le Count as Blonde Karate Fighter |
| Directing | Matt Cimber | Director |
| Production | Hal Stone | Producer |
