The Most Fertile Man in Ireland (2000)
Unimpressive, 24-year-old virgin, Eamonn (Kris Marshall) lives in Belfast with his mother, during the Troubles. Local girl, Mary Malloy (Tara O'Neil) decides that since she has probably slept with every man in town Eamonn should be next on her list. He proves to be quite a catch... and Mary gets pregnant even though she took precautions. A doctor discovers that Eamonn has a very high sperm count and, with the birth rate in Ireland decreasing, Millicent (Bronagh Gallagher) decides to hire out Eamonn to women whose husbands have been firing blanks; all with the blessing of the local Catholic church which sees it as morally better than artificial means.
Director: Dudi Appleton
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Kris Marshall as Eamon Manley |
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Kathy Kiera Clarke as Rosie |
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Bronagh Gallagher as Millicent |
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James Nesbitt as 'Mad Dog' Billy Wilson |
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Kenneth Cranham as Da |
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Olivia Nash as Ma |
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Pauline McLynn as Maeve |
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Tara Lynne O'Neill as Mary Mallory |
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Toyah Willcox as Dr. Johnson |
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Harry Towb as Uncle Eugene |
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Marc O'Shea as Raymond |
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Paddy McCarney as Gusti |
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Biggy Bigmore as Market Customer |
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Mary Black as Mrs. Brown |
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Marizee Bridgette as Flower Seller |
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Gabriel Cahill as Policeman |
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Billy Clarke as Postie |
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Briana Corrigan as Mrs. Reilly |
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Julia Dearden as Mrs. Windsor |
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Henry Deazley as Wee Liam |
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Brian Devlin as Amore dating Co-ordinator |
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Barry Dobson as Doctor in Hospital |
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Tim Fleming as Sad Man in Kitchen |
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Michelle Gaffney as Lady with Towel |
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Derek Halligan as Mr. O'Rourke |
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Maggie Hayes as Amore Dating Co-ordinator |
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Vincent Higgins as Amore Dating Co-ordinator |
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Dorothy Hoey as Old Woman in Funeral Parlor |
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Laura Hughes as Mrs. Cloghy |
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Imelda Kearney as Mrs. George |
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Barry Keil as Mary's Fiancee |
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Paul Kelly as Policeman |
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Alvaro Lucchesi as Frank |
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Eileen McCloskey as Delphine |
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John McDowell as God & Ulster Man |
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Decklan McGee as Wee Boy |
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Michael McGee as Kid |
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Alan McKee as Cabbie |
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Joe Moss as Old Man in Cafe |
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Tricky Nicky Ross as Radio DJ |
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Lola Mulligan as Couple in Hospital |
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Colin Murphy as Paddy Joiner |
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Christina Nelson as Mrs. Brady |
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Orla O'Carroll as Sheila |
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Keith O’Grady as |
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Sheelagh O'Kane as Amore Dating Co-ordinator / Miss Dunphy |
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Richard Orr as Father Mernaghan |
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Jaz Pollock as Mrs. O'Rourke |
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Martin Reid as Bar Man |
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Tim Riordan as Couple in Hospital |
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Eve Rosato as Wee Sheila |
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Maclean Stewart as Georgie |
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Ricardo Vila as Young Da |
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Gerard Walsh as Flower Delivery Man |
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Nuala Holloway as Woman at Party (uncredited) |
| Crew | Gerry Grennell | Dialogue Coach |
| Directing | Dudi Appleton | Director |
| Writing | Jim Keeble | Writer |
| Production | Gareth Myles | Location Assistant |
| Crew | Patrick Condren | Stunt Coordinator |
| Crew | Joe Condren | Stunt Coordinator |
| Production | Rod Stoneman | Executive Producer |
| Production | Des Martin | Line Producer |
| Production | Martina Niland | Associate Producer |
| Production | David Collins | Producer |
| Sound | James Johnston | Original Music Composer |
| Camera | Ronan Fox | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Emer Reynolds | Editor |
| Production | Maureen Hughes | Casting Director |
| Production | Tom Conroy | Production Designer |
| Art | Lesley Oakley | Art Direction |
| Costume & Make-Up | Eimer Ní Mhaoldomhnaigh | Costume Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Sharon Doyle | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Hugh McAllister | Assistant Hairstylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Martina McCarthy | Key Hair Stylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Denise Watson | Makeup Artist |
