The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005 (2005)
Not meant for the public eye, this film reveals the dark reality of what's wrong with company's product. With its primitive instincts triggered by bad behaviour of people around it, the seemingly tame Father Christmas will forget the intensive training and turn into a brutal beast. You better watch out, you better not cry, There's no room for mistakes.
Director: Jalmari Helander
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Otso Tarkela as Father Christmas |
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Onni Tommila as Boy |
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Tommi Korpela as Marker |
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Jorma Tommila as Sniper |
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Tazu Ovaska as Tracker |
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Niko Saarela as Harbour Worker |
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Petri Manninen as Harbour Worker |
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Kari Miettinen as Harbour Worker |
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Kimmo Tolvanen as Harbour Worker |
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Aimo Lehtonen as Father Christmas - in training |
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Jonathan Hutchings as Narrator (voice) |
| Directing | Jalmari Helander | Director |
| Writing | Jalmari Helander | Writer |
| Writing | Juuso Helander | Writer |
| Production | Juha Ponteva | Executive Producer |
| Camera | Jean-Noël Mustonen | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Anders Meinander | Editor |
| Art | Markus Friskberg | Set Decoration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Saija Siekkinen | Costume Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Marja-Riitta Härkönen | Makeup Artist |
| Sound | Tuomas Seppänen | Sound Designer |
| Camera | Jukki Tuura | First Assistant Camera |