Minty the Assassin (2009)
MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest
Director: Eugene Baldovino
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Elina Madison as Minty |
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Anthony Ray Parker as Big Boss |
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Tabitha Taylor as Double Delicious |
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Chip Joslin as Dr. Brain Bender |
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Jacki R. Chan as Molly Leviathan |
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Hawk Younkins as Captain Capability |
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Ricardo Mamood-Vega as Zen Cowboy |
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David A. Lockhart as Rat Monster |
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Nora J. Novak as Cute Postal Woman |
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Jade English as Hot Security Guard |
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McKay Stewart as Sensational Ninja |
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Elan Hom as Bruce Zee (as Elan Tom) |
| Editing | Eugene Baldovino | Editor |
| Production | Ivan Hopkinson | Producer |
| Writing | Eugene Baldovino | Writer |
| Production | Brandy Jones | Producer |
| Directing | Eugene Baldovino | Director |
| Crew | Marcus Ubungen | Cinematography |
