Heirate mir! (2001)
"Get on board" is the slogan used by a bus company to attract bachelors looking to get married. A few village simpletons, including the shy gravedigger Eugen, gladly accept the offer. And off they go to Poland to the marriage market. Eugen's acquisition is named Goschka. However, before the young Polish woman can enter into holy matrimony with him, she reveals to Eugen's overprotective mother that she is a wanted murderer of men. Shortly thereafter, Goschka takes a job as a cleaning lady at the crematorium. And finally, Eugen's friend even sells her to a brothel...
Director: Douglas Wolfsperger
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Ulrich Noethen as Eugen Schafmeyer |
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Verona Pooth as Goschka |
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Ingrid van Bergen as Regine Schafmeyer |
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Michael Schiller as Fritz |
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Roswitha Schreiner as Traudl |
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Jean-Francois Perrier as Kommissar |
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Axel Neumann as Alzheimer |
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Thea Schnering as Anni |
| Directing | Douglas Wolfsperger | Director |