Don't Raise the Bridge, Lower the River (1968)
George Lester is a man who is chasing rainbows, looking for the pot of gold at the end. When his wife, Pamela grows tired of being dragged all over the world, she leaves him. While she is away, George converts her family home into a discotheque, when she returns, she threatens to send George to jail for fraud, cause she didn't give her approval. George needing some fast bucks, decides to turn to an old cohort of his, William Homer but Willy's a little short. George then decides to steal the plans to a new drill, Pamela's suitor, Dudley Heath is working on. But when George gets the mumps, he can't make it to the meeting place and refuses to give Willy the plans unless he gives him the cash first. And the buyers won't give unless they see the merchandise first.
Director:
Jerry Paris
Writer:
Max Wilk
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Jerry Lewis as George Lester |
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Terry-Thomas as H. William Homer |
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Jacqueline Pearce as Pamela Lester |
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Bernard Cribbins as Fred Davies |
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Patricia Routledge as Lucille Beatty |
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Nicholas Parsons as Dudley Heath |
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Michael Bates as Dr. Spink |
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Marianne Stone as Air Passenger |
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Colin Gordon as Mr. Hartford |
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John Bluthal as Dr. Pinto |
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Margaret Nolan as Spink's Nurse |
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Harold Goodwin as Six-Eyes Wiener |
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Niké Arrighi as Portuguese Waitress |
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John Barrard as Zebra Man |
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Robert Lee as Bruce |
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John Moore as Digby |
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Ishaq Bux as Mr. Kali |
| Directing | Jerry Paris | Director |
| Camera | Michael Walter | Key Grip |
| Sound | Ken Ritchie | Sound Recordist |
| Art | Pamela Cornell | Set Dresser |
| Camera | David Wynn-Jones | Assistant Camera |
| Production | Walter Shenson | Producer |
| Production | Basil Rayburn | Production Manager |
| Sound | Nolan Roberts | Sound Recordist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Maxine Leighton | Wardrobe Designer |
| Camera | Otto Heller | Director of Photography |
| Costume & Make-Up | Joan Telfer | Hairdresser |
| Sound | David Whitaker | Original Music Composer |
| Camera | Godfrey A. Godar | Camera Operator |
| Directing | Douglas Hermes | Assistant Director |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jean Fairlie | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| Writing | Max Wilk | Novel |
| Costume & Make-Up | Charles Guerin | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Gabriella Falk | Wardrobe Coordinator |
| Art | John Howell | Art Direction |
| Directing | Eileen Head | Continuity |
| Costume & Make-Up | Benny Royston | Makeup Artist |
| Crew | Leo Kharibian | Choreographer |
| Editing | Bill Lenny | Editor |
| Production | Leon Becker | Associate Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Harry Frampton | Makeup Artist |
| Sound | Jeanne Henderson | Sound Editor |
| Writing | Max Wilk | Screenplay |