Crust (2003)
Bill, an ex-boxer, is a failure in life but has no idea what to do about it -- until he meets local dodgy businessman Hamid 'Anything-U-Need' Choudhury. Hamid convinces Bill that there is serious money to be made in man vs animal boxing bouts. Bill cashes in his life savings to buy two meters of living, breathing, armor-plated giant mutant mantis shrimp with a smashing right hook, and sets off for London to fulfill his dreams. Along for the ride are his best friend Steve, ex-condom-factory employee and amateur boxer, Steve's highly-strung girlfriend Shaz, and a misunderstood, club-clawed crustacean who is not as stupid as it seems...
Director: Mark Locke
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Kevin McNally as Bill Simmonds |
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Perry Fitzpatrick as Steve Crump |
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Madhav Sharma as Hamid Choudhury |
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Mark Bazeley as Clive |
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Lee Oakes as Crouty |
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Enzo Cilenti as Todd Higgins |
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Pat Roach as The Bull |
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Louise Mardenborough as Shaz Smyth |
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John Line as Eric |
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Jim Ranford as Jim |
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Bob Mason as Tony |
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Michael Cooke as Gerry |
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Naomie Harris as Receptionist |
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Cy Henty as TV Host |
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Ulrika Jonsson as Herself |
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Louise Hodges as Siren (uncredited) |
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Claire Lubert as Cleaner |
| Directing | Mark Locke | Director |
