Ms. Thing (2010)
Ms. Thing is a spoof on the late night TV infomercial. It follows the story of Jill, an emotionally volatile urban lesbian who is looking for love in all the wrong places. She’s a failure at dating. Her new, live-in relationship crumbles over a domestic difference. Just as she reaches an all-time low, stalking her ex on her social networking site, Jill’s knight in shining armor appears at the door. Not a man. Not even a woman. Jill’s prayers are answered by Ms. Thing, the perfect solution for women who are fed up with conventional relationships. Ms. Thing caters to her every need, provides unconditional love and long lasting sexual satisfaction.
Director: Aren X. Tulchinsky
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Melanie Bray as Jill |
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S.D. Holman as Chaz |
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Buster Cherry as |
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Rika Moorhouse as Ms. Thing |
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Andrea Hector as |
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Kim Barsanti as Courier |
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Quynh Mi as Lisa |
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Holly Rolfe as Cynthia Thunderclap |
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Tanya Fruehauf as Felicity |
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Valerie McNicol as Narrator (voice) |
| Production | Claire Querée | Producer |
| Lighting | Lauren James Vanderheide | Lighting Technician |
| Crew | Alana Murray | Clearances Coordinator |
| Art | James Allan | Property Master |
| Sound | Neil Clements | Foley |
| Writing | Mette Bach | Writer |
| Production | Angela Short | Casting |
| Production | Sandra Mayo | Consulting Producer |
| Production | Aren X. Tulchinsky | Executive Producer |
| Production | Sarah Landford | Casting Assistant |
| Directing | Aren X. Tulchinsky | Director |
| Camera | Dianne Whelan | Director of Photography |
| Sound | Don Mann | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Ian Jones | Sound Mixer |
| Sound | Andrea Hector | Music |
| Art | Ken Boesem | Art Direction |
| Sound | Gael MacLean | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Wes Ochitwa | Boom Operator |
| Lighting | Christina Lenic | Lighting Design |
| Editing | Jenypher Fisher | Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Sanaa Ak Martinez | Makeup & Hair |
| Camera | Bettina Strauss | Still Photographer |
| Sound | Christine McLeod | Dialogue Editor |
| Editing | Ted Tozer | Consulting Editor |
| Directing | Melva McLean | Script Supervisor |
| Sound | Doug Paterson | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Production | Krista McMillan | Producer's Assistant |
| Lighting | Robin West | Gaffer |
| Visual Effects | John Christie | Digital Effects Producer |
| Editing | John Christie | Colorist |
| Production | Cindy Mah | Production Assistant |
| Editing | Daniel Devita | Consulting Editor |
| Production | Victoria Cheri Bennett | Production Coordinator |
| Production | Michael Kling | Production Assistant |