Ms. Thing (2010)
Ms. Thing is a spoof on the late night TV infomercial. It follows the story of Jill, an emotionally volatile urban lesbian who is looking for love in all the wrong places. She’s a failure at dating. Her new, live-in relationship crumbles over a domestic difference. Just as she reaches an all-time low, stalking her ex on her social networking site, Jill’s knight in shining armor appears at the door. Not a man. Not even a woman. Jill’s prayers are answered by Ms. Thing, the perfect solution for women who are fed up with conventional relationships. Ms. Thing caters to her every need, provides unconditional love and long lasting sexual satisfaction.
Director: Aren X. Tulchinsky
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Melanie Bray as Jill |
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S.D. Holman as Chaz |
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Buster Cherry as |
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Rika Moorhouse as Ms. Thing |
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Andrea Hector as |
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Kim Barsanti as Courier |
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Quynh Mi as Lisa |
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Holly Rolfe as Cynthia Thunderclap |
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Tanya Fruehauf as Felicity |
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Valerie McNicol as Narrator (voice) |
| Writing | Mette Bach | Writer |
| Camera | Dianne Whelan | Director of Photography |
| Production | Aren X. Tulchinsky | Executive Producer |
| Editing | Jenypher Fisher | Editor |
| Art | Ken Boesem | Art Direction |
| Art | James Allan | Property Master |
| Production | Sandra Mayo | Consulting Producer |
| Production | Krista McMillan | Producer's Assistant |
| Directing | Aren X. Tulchinsky | Director |
| Sound | Andrea Hector | Music |
| Sound | Ian Jones | Sound Mixer |
| Production | Angela Short | Casting |
| Sound | Don Mann | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Neil Clements | Foley |
| Sound | Gael MacLean | Sound Designer |
| Production | Claire Querée | Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Sanaa Ak Martinez | Makeup & Hair |
| Directing | Melva McLean | Script Supervisor |
| Lighting | Robin West | Gaffer |
| Editing | Ted Tozer | Consulting Editor |
| Lighting | Lauren James Vanderheide | Lighting Technician |
| Production | Cindy Mah | Production Assistant |
| Editing | John Christie | Colorist |
| Sound | Doug Paterson | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Camera | Bettina Strauss | Still Photographer |
| Visual Effects | John Christie | Digital Effects Producer |
| Editing | Daniel Devita | Consulting Editor |
| Production | Victoria Cheri Bennett | Production Coordinator |
| Production | Michael Kling | Production Assistant |
| Sound | Christine McLeod | Dialogue Editor |
| Production | Sarah Landford | Casting Assistant |
| Sound | Wes Ochitwa | Boom Operator |
| Lighting | Christina Lenic | Lighting Design |
| Crew | Alana Murray | Clearances Coordinator |