Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires (2003)
Carmilla, the Queen of the Lesbian Vampires, shows the pleasures of girl-on-girl love to sweet young Lilith with depraved vampires of Carmilla's coven. Horror host, Mr. Creeps, brings back the spirit of Ed Wood to solve the problems of these demented Goth scream queens.
Director: Tim Swartz
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Lolita Langsuir as Carmilla |
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Stephanie Bloode as Lilith |
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Theda Baire as The Lover |
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Circe as Muffy The Vampire Slayer |
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Tim Swartz as The Tongue |
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David Gaffney as Richard Austin |
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Zane Ka as Dungeon Mistress |
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Rubberman as himself |
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Tim Beckley as |
| Directing | Tim Swartz | Director |
| Writing | Tim Swartz | Writer |
| Production | Tim Beckley | Producer |
| Crew | David Marr | Stunts |
| Production | Laura Morris | Location Manager |
| Crew | John Jacobs | Cinematography |
| Production | Laura Morris | Production Assistant |
| Editing | Lee Hefley | Editor |
| Editing | Gypsy Catt | Editorial Production Assistant |
| Production | Angel D. Guerrucci | Casting |