The Three Kings (1987)
The made-for-TV film stars Jack Warden, Lou Diamond Phillips and Stan Shaw as three patients in a Los Angeles-area mental institution. Dressed as the Three Wise Men for a Christmas pageant, the trio is suddenly struck with the delusion that they are really their Biblical counterparts on a quest to find the Baby Jesus. As TV cameras grind away, the three ersatz Kings surreptitiously ride out of the gates of the asylum—on camels—and into the mean streets of LA. As the story draws to its conclusion, the three escapees find themselves providing a Christmas miracle (but not in the form of rap) for a group of homeless people on the outskirts of the city.
Director: Mel Damski
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Tiana Alexandra as Jan DuLong |
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Jane Kaczmarek as Dr. Paula Bolet |
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Richard 'Rick' Partlow as Police Officer |
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Lou Diamond Phillips as Tag |
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Art LaFleur as Police Officer |
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Kavi Raz as Falafel Stand Worker |
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Charles Nelson Reilly as Clerk |
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Pepe Serna as Alex Sweetwood |
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Stan Shaw as Paul |
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Tori Spelling as Girl at Falafel Stand |
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Vic Tayback as Harold |
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Jack Warden as David |
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Aaron Mendelsohn as Trendy Boy |
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Joey Aresco as |
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H. Richard Greene as |
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Rick Lenz as |
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Jerry Houser as |
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Sheldon Feldner as |
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Mike Pniewski as |
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Phil Rubenstein as |
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Leilani Sarelle as |
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Fred D. Scott as |
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Ashley Bank as Little Girl |
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Randall Caldwell as Driver Cop |
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Gail Cameron as Janet Starkey |
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Max Chain as Punk on Skates |
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Michael Paul Chan as Second Cop |
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Frank Corsentino as Roselli |
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Julie Cypher as Falafel Woman |
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Charlie Dell as Costumer |
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John Gilgreen as Gate Guard |
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Tomás Goros as Hispanic Husband |
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Brian Lando as Little Boy |
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Bruce Marchiano as Father at Church |
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Jerry Tondo as Spotlight Attendant |
| Directing | Mel Damski | Director |
| Writing | Stirling Silliphant | Writer |
| Production | John B. Moranville | Line Producer |
| Crew | Johnny E. Jensen | Cinematography |
| Editing | Geoffrey Rowland | Editor |
| Production | Gary Shaffer | Casting |
| Directing | Leo Bauer | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Carey Dietrich | Second Assistant Director |
| Sound | Richard LeGrand Jr. | Sound Editor |
| Camera | Tom D. May | Key Grip |
| Lighting | Jim Rose | Gaffer |
| Crew | Ralph Helfer | Animal Wrangler |
| Production | Carol Kim | Production Assistant |
| Sound | William Goldstein | Original Music Composer |