Ham & Cheese (2004)
Two talentless actors attempt to make it in the cruel world of showbiz. Without an ounce of talent between the two of them and their only strength being persistence, they'll do almost anything to attain their dream. Except let it go.
Director: Warren P. Sonoda
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Jason Jones as Barry Goodson |
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Mike Beaver as Richard Wolanski |
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Samantha Bee as Beth Goodson |
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Jennifer Baxter as Katie Reed |
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Christian Potenza as Pat Watts |
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Rob Tinkler as Damien |
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Ellen-Ray Hennessy as Anastasia |
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Scott Yaphe as Paul |
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Mike 'Nug' Nahrgang as Derek |
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Polly Shannon as Lucy (MOW Detective) |
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Von Flores as MOW 1st A.D. |
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Dwayne Hill as Daryl Hill |
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Jodi Pape as Dawn Wolanski |
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Dan Willmott as Gord Wolanski |
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Desmond Scott as Morris Windsor |
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Ed Sahely as Theatre Director (Fonzie Audition) |
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Stacey DePass as Richard’s Music Teacher |
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Boyd Banks as Barry's Boss |
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Nile Seguin as Diljeet |
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Ma’at Zachary as Telemarketer |
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True Daley as Telemarketer |
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Eric Stine as Telemarketer |
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Adam Greydon Reid as Casting Director (SleepAway) |
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Jenny Kim as Casting Assistant (SleepAway) |
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Craig Lauzon as Casting Director (NicoPatch) |
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Catherine Black as Casting Director (Cola) |
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Deborah Tennant as Wendy |
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Ann Bisch as Phyllis |
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Vladimir Jon Cubrt as Ralph |
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Eldridge Hyndman as Tyrell |
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Johnny Gardhouse as The Cop |
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Dax Lough as The Hotel Waiter |
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Kate Kelton as MOW Makeup Artist |
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Faye Rauw as The Hooker |
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Jordan Madley as NicoPatch Nurse |
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David Macniven as NicoPatch Doctor |
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Margaret Killingbeck as Barry’s Landlady |
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Victoria Pratt as Self |
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Scott Thompson as Floyd |
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Dave Foley as Tom Brennenmen |
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Kiki Buttignol as MOW Crew Member |
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Polly Shannon as Lucy |
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Nicholas Tabarrok as Point Guard |
| Directing | Warren P. Sonoda | Director |
| Writing | Mike Beaver | Writer |
| Writing | Jason Jones | Writer |
| Camera | Brendan Steacy | Director of Photography |
| Production | Mike Beaver | Co-Producer |
| Production | Jason Jones | Co-Producer |
| Production | PJ Wilson | Associate Producer |
| Production | Mihkel Harilaid | Executive Producer |
| Production | Amy Barrie | Production Manager |
| Directing | Dax Lough | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Mark Lewendowski | Second Assistant Director |
| Production | Leyla Boyd | Production Coordinator |
| Production | Jennifer Snell | Production Coordinator |
| Sound | Dan Ger | Location Sound Recordist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Shannon Burnett | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Ann Harrison | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Buffy Shields | Makeup Artist |
| Art | Tamara Rushlow | Art Direction |
| Crew | Andrew Kowalchuk | Post Production Supervisor |
| Editing | Michelle Galley | Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Manish Verma | Assistant Editor |
| Sound | Aden Bahadori | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Dave Czerwinski | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Michelle Galley | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Andrew Kowalchuk | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Steve Matylewicz | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Wriggz | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Wagner Fist | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Steve Matylewicz | Music Supervisor |
| Sound | Steve Matylewicz | Original Music Composer |
| Sound | Mike Dubue | Original Music Composer |
| Sound | Robert Matylewicz | Original Music Composer |