Ham & Cheese (2004)
Two talentless actors attempt to make it in the cruel world of showbiz. Without an ounce of talent between the two of them and their only strength being persistence, they'll do almost anything to attain their dream. Except let it go.
Director: Warren P. Sonoda
![]() |
Jason Jones as Barry Goodson |
![]() |
Mike Beaver as Richard Wolanski |
![]() |
Samantha Bee as Beth Goodson |
![]() |
Jennifer Baxter as Katie Reed |
![]() |
Christian Potenza as Pat Watts |
![]() |
Rob Tinkler as Damien |
![]() |
Ellen-Ray Hennessy as Anastasia |
![]() |
Scott Yaphe as Paul |
![]() |
Mike 'Nug' Nahrgang as Derek |
![]() |
Polly Shannon as Lucy (MOW Detective) |
![]() |
Von Flores as MOW 1st A.D. |
![]() |
Dwayne Hill as Daryl Hill |
![]() |
Jodi Pape as Dawn Wolanski |
![]() |
Dan Willmott as Gord Wolanski |
![]() |
Desmond Scott as Morris Windsor |
![]() |
Ed Sahely as Theatre Director (Fonzie Audition) |
![]() |
Stacey DePass as Richard’s Music Teacher |
![]() |
Boyd Banks as Barry's Boss |
![]() |
Nile Seguin as Diljeet |
![]() |
Ma’at Zachary as Telemarketer |
![]() |
True Daley as Telemarketer |
![]() |
Eric Stine as Telemarketer |
![]() |
Adam Greydon Reid as Casting Director (SleepAway) |
![]() |
Jenny Kim as Casting Assistant (SleepAway) |
![]() |
Craig Lauzon as Casting Director (NicoPatch) |
![]() |
Catherine Black as Casting Director (Cola) |
![]() |
Deborah Tennant as Wendy |
![]() |
Ann Bisch as Phyllis |
![]() |
Vladimir Jon Cubrt as Ralph |
![]() |
Eldridge Hyndman as Tyrell |
![]() |
Johnny Gardhouse as The Cop |
![]() |
Dax Lough as The Hotel Waiter |
![]() |
Kate Kelton as MOW Makeup Artist |
![]() |
Faye Rauw as The Hooker |
![]() |
Jordan Madley as NicoPatch Nurse |
![]() |
David Macniven as NicoPatch Doctor |
![]() |
Margaret Killingbeck as Barry’s Landlady |
![]() |
Victoria Pratt as Self |
![]() |
Scott Thompson as Floyd |
![]() |
Dave Foley as Tom Brennenmen |
![]() |
Kiki Buttignol as MOW Crew Member |
![]() |
Polly Shannon as Lucy |
![]() |
Nicholas Tabarrok as Point Guard |
| Directing | Warren P. Sonoda | Director |
| Camera | Brendan Steacy | Director of Photography |
| Writing | Mike Beaver | Writer |
| Writing | Jason Jones | Writer |
| Production | Jason Jones | Co-Producer |
| Production | Leyla Boyd | Production Coordinator |
| Directing | Mark Lewendowski | Second Assistant Director |
| Production | Jennifer Snell | Production Coordinator |
| Costume & Make-Up | Shannon Burnett | Makeup Artist |
| Sound | Aden Bahadori | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Steve Matylewicz | Music Supervisor |
| Production | Amy Barrie | Production Manager |
| Directing | Dax Lough | First Assistant Director |
| Sound | Dave Czerwinski | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Dan Ger | Location Sound Recordist |
| Sound | Wriggz | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Steve Matylewicz | Original Music Composer |
| Editing | Michelle Galley | Assistant Editor |
| Production | Mike Beaver | Co-Producer |
| Sound | Michelle Galley | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Mike Dubue | Original Music Composer |
| Production | PJ Wilson | Associate Producer |
| Production | Mihkel Harilaid | Executive Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Buffy Shields | Makeup Artist |
| Crew | Andrew Kowalchuk | Post Production Supervisor |
| Sound | Andrew Kowalchuk | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Robert Matylewicz | Original Music Composer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Ann Harrison | Makeup Artist |
| Art | Tamara Rushlow | Art Direction |
| Editing | Manish Verma | Assistant Editor |
| Sound | Steve Matylewicz | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Wagner Fist | Sound Designer |