I Love You, Don't Touch Me! (1997)
When it comes to relationships, the "First Law of the Jungle" prevails: You have to kiss a lot of frogs before finding a prince! Katie is just your average hopeless romantic searching for the ideal man in the vast no man's land of Los Angeles. When Katie rejects her smitten best friend Ben and instead falls for Richard, a sexy and sophisticated composer, she thinks she's finally found the romance of her life. But Katie is about to discover that "Mr. Perfect" isn't necessarily "Mr. Right," and that, sometimes, a frog is really a prince in disguise!
Director: Julie Davis
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Marla Schaffel as Katie |
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Mitchell Whitfield as Ben |
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Michael Harris as Richard Webber |
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Meredith Scott Lynn as Janet |
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Jack McGee as Lou Candela |
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Darryl Theirse as Jones |
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Julie Ariola as Mom |
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Nancy Sorel as Elizabeth |
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Wally Kurth as David Barclay |
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Victor Raider-Wexler as Dad |
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Sara Van Horn as Analyst |
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Debbie Munroe as Margo |
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Tim DeZarn as Vagrant |
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Janine Venable as Deidre |
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Michael A. Candela as Audition Man |
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Ramesh Pandey as Bob Yager |
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George Saunders as Ted |
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Jackie Debatin as Jenny |
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Karen Neil as Nina |
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Julie Davis as Lisa |
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Michael Dell as Asshole #1 |
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Matthew R. Eyraud as Asshole #2 |
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Tom Hodges as Asshole #3 |
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Mitchell Rose as Asshole #4 |
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Geoffrey Infeld as Club Sin Hunk #1 |
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Mark St. James as Club Sin Hunk #2 |
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Shannon McLeod as Ben's Dream Date |
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Melanie Wachsman as Naked Blonde |
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Julia Bruglio as Naked Woman in Shower |
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Andrew Camp as Clark's Lover |
| Directing | Julie Davis | Director |
| Camera | Mark Putnam | Director of Photography |
| Sound | Lee Howell | Sound Mixer |
| Production | Meredith Cruse | Associate Producer |
| Production | Julie Davis | Producer |
| Production | Matthew R. Eyraud | Associate Producer |
| Editing | Julie Davis | Editor |
| Production | Michael Hirshenson | Associate Producer |
| Production | Meredith Scott Lynn | Co-Producer |
| Production | Karen Church | Casting |
| Art | Carol Strober | Production Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Wendy J. Greiner | Costume Design |
| Production | Christopher Keenan | Co-Producer |
| Writing | Julie Davis | Writer |
| Art | Caroline Halili | Set Decoration |
| Production | Jonathan Blinderman | Associate Producer |
| Production | Jennifer Chaiken | Executive Producer |
| Production | Scott Chosed | Producer |