Cucumbers Are Better Than Men Because... (1992)
Cucumbers stay hard for a week and cucumbers don't have sex hang ups and won't make you wear kinky clothes and cucumbers never suffer from anxiety and don't need a round of applause and cucumbers aren't allergic to your cat and don't leave whisker burns. This 10 minute cartoon has all the reasons that cucumbers will definitely improve your life.
Director: Herbert I. Kavet
| Writing | Donna Hanbery | Writer |
| Art | Marty Riskin | Art Direction |
| Visual Effects | Jennifer Fuchel | Animation |
| Visual Effects | David Masher | Animation |
| Visual Effects | Glenn Johanson | Animation |
| Sound | Bevan Manson | Music |
| Sound | Barry Wakeford | Foley |
| Directing | Herbert I. Kavet | Director |
