Eat the Witch (2022)
In a dark fantasy world where witches channel their magic through a chosen theme specific to them, a young witch must deal with the fact that in the ten thousand years witches have reigned, all the tangible themes (like fire or lightning or love) have been taken, and all that's left are useless abstract concepts or grammatical articles like "the" or "and".
Director: Alexander Jones
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Briana McZant as The Witch of Off |
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Jeff Clark as The Witch of Periosteum |
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Bree Card as The Ice Witch |
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Simone Dorsey as The The Witch |
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Christiane Shortal as The Witch of Also |
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Kate Pickworth as The Apostrophe Witch |
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Lukas Mayo as The Witch of the Forest |
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Abigail Coy as The Witch of the Ocean |
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David Correos as The Witch of This |
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Britt Miggs as The Fire Witch |
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Jordan Raskopoulos as The Witch of Lightning |
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Anne Reburn as The Love Witch |
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Hamish Parkinson as The Witch of Vomit |
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Tim Batt as The Witch of Piss |
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Liz Talbot as The Witch of Horseshit |
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Alexander Jones as The Smegma Witch |
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Vincent Lara as The Something Witch |
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Aeron Loves as The Which Witch |
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Maddi Jones as The Witch of What |
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Clue Coman as The Of Witch |
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Saskia Bunce-Rath as The Bone Witch |
| Directing | Alexander Jones | Director |