National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 (1993)
An LA detective is murdered because she has microfilm with the recipe to make cocaine cookies. Two cops partner to find and stop the fiends before they can dope the nation by distributing their wares via the 'Wilderness Girls' cookie drive.
Director:
Gene Quintano
Writers:
Gene Quintano, Don Holley.
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Emilio Estevez as Jack Colt |
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Samuel L. Jackson as Wes Luger |
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Jon Lovitz as Becker |
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Tim Curry as Jigsaw |
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Kathy Ireland as Destiny Demeanor |
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Frank McRae as Captain Doyle |
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William Shatner as General Mortars |
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Dhiru Shah as Translator |
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Gokul as Hindu |
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Tom Bruggemann as Mini-Mart Punk |
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Danny Castle as Mini-Mart Punk |
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Lance Kinsey as Irv |
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Bill Nunn as Police Photographer |
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Joyce Brothers as Coroner |
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Lin Shaye as Witness |
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Robert Willis as Armanied Cop |
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Vito Scotti as Tailor |
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Ken Ober as Dooley |
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James Doohan as Scotty |
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Lauren Abels as Police Psychiatrist |
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Richard Moll as Prison Attendant |
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F. Murray Abraham as Harold Leacher |
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Charlie Sheen as Valet |
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Denis Leary as Mike McCracken |
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Denise Richards as Cindy |
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Mary Lynn Naggie as Cindy |
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Suzie Hardy as Cindy |
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Karman Kruschke as Cindy |
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Michael Castner as Michael Castner |
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J.P. Hubbell as Megaphone Cop |
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Corey Feldman as Young Cop |
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Phil Hartman as Comic Cop |
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J.T. Walsh as Desk Clerk |
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Erik Estrada as Erik Estrada |
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Larry Wilcox as Larry Wilcox |
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Paul Gleason as FBI Agent |
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Jake Johannsen as Drug Dealer |
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Mike L. Lajeunesse as Mr. Jerricho |
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Sherry Bilsing as Cookie Receptionist |
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Allyce Beasley as Spinach Destiny |
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Rick Ducommun as D.A. |
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Charles Napier as Interrogator |
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Charles Cyphers as Interrogator |
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Benjamin Kimball Smith as Kid on Bike |
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Danielle Nicolet as Debbie Luger |
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Damian Cagnolatti as Ben Luger |
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Beverly Johnson as Doris Luger |
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Christopher Shobe as Ted Polansky |
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Marcus Lasha as Young Luger |
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Hank Cheyne as Strormtrooper |
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Al Watson as Stormtrooper |
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Whoopi Goldberg as Billy York (uncredited) |
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Christopher Lambert as Man with Car Phone (uncredited) |
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Robert Shaye as Interrogation Room Person (uncredited) |
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Bruce Willis as John McClane (uncredited) |
| Production | Howard Klein | Executive Producer |
| Production | Michel Roy | Executive Producer |
| Production | Erwin Stoff | Executive Producer |
| Production | Suzanne Todd | Producer |
| Production | David Willis | Producer |
| Directing | Gene Quintano | Director |
| Writing | Gene Quintano | Screenplay |
| Writing | Don Holley | Screenplay |
| Camera | Peter Deming | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Christopher Greenbury | Editor |
| Writing | Don Holley | Story |
| Crew | Bob Arnold | Stunts |
| Crew | Gregory J. Barnett | Stunts |
| Crew | Kenny Bates | Stunts |
| Crew | Tom Bruggemann | Stunts |
| Crew | Lou Carlucci | Stunts |
| Crew | Danny Castle | Stunts |
| Crew | Jim Connors | Stunts |
| Crew | George Fisher | Stunts |
| Crew | Norman Howell | Stunts |
| Crew | Eric Mansker | Stunts |
| Crew | Mike Marasco | Stunts |
| Crew | Alan Oliney | Stunts |
| Crew | Victor Paul | Stunts |
| Crew | Manny Perry | Stunts |
| Crew | Charlie Picerni | Stunts |
| Crew | Chuck Picerni Jr. | Stunts |
| Crew | Paul V. Picerni Jr. | Stunts |
| Crew | Steve Picerni | Stunts |
| Crew | Bernie Pock | Stunts |
| Crew | R.A. Rondell | Stunts |
| Crew | Philip Tan | Stunts |
| Crew | William Washington | Stunts |
| Crew | Nancy Young | Stunts |
| Production | Bill Carroll | Unit Production Manager |
| Writing | Tori Tellem | Story |
| Production | Ferne Cassel | Casting |
| Art | Jaymes Hinkle | Production Design |
| Art | Alan E. Muraoka | Art Direction |
| Art | Sarah Burdick Stone | Set Decoration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jacqueline G. Arthur | Costume Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Michael Germain | Makeup Artist |
| Crew | David LeRoy Anderson | Makeup Effects |
| Costume & Make-Up | Cheryl Ann Nick | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Ashley Scott | Hairstylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | David Syner | Hairstylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Mary Ann Valdes | Key Hair Stylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jeanne Van Phue | Key Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Julia L. Walker | Hairstylist |
| Directing | Ken Goch | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | David Womark | First Assistant Director |
| Art | Scott Ambrose | Property Master |
| Art | David W. Ford | Leadman |
| Art | Jonathan Josell | Art Department Coordinator |
| Art | Anthony Lattanzio | Construction Coordinator |
| Art | Thomas C. Mentzer | Construction Foreman |
| Art | Ronald Puga | Lead Painter |
| Art | Victor Sardelich | Construction Foreman |
| Sound | Duncan Burns | Dialogue Editor |
| Sound | Lily Diamond | ADR Supervisor |
| Sound | John Edwards-Younger | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Gregory G. Gest | Sound Recordist |
| Sound | Walter A. Gest | Sound Recordist |
| Sound | Doug Kent | Foley Editor |
| Sound | John Kwiatkowski | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Harry B. Miller III | Dialogue Editor |
| Sound | Bob Newlan | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Sound | Mark Pappas | Foley Editor |
| Sound | Kim Petty | Boom Operator |
| Sound | Hamilton Sterling | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Donald Sylvester | ADR Editor |
| Sound | John Joseph Thomas | Sound Effects Editor |
| Crew | Lou Carlucci | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Visual Effects | Kimberly Nelson LoCascio | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Crew | Charlie Picerni | Stunt Coordinator |
| Camera | Doug Chartier | Dolly Grip |
| Camera | Peter Deming | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Kirk R. Gardner | Steadicam Operator |
| Camera | Paul Hughen | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Sam J. Jones | Still Photographer |
| Camera | Duane Journey | Key Grip |
| Lighting | Michael LaViolette | Gaffer |
| Lighting | Jeff Murrell | Best Boy Electric |
| Lighting | Thomas Nead | Best Boy Electric |
| Camera | Gary D. Scott | First Assistant Camera |
| Costume & Make-Up | Victoria DeKay | Costume Supervisor |
| Editing | Ute Berthold | First Assistant Editor |
| Production | Toni Maier | Location Manager |
| Sound | Douglas M. Lackey | Music Editor |
| Sound | Dawn Solér | Music Supervisor |
| Crew | Jim Hartz | Studio Teachers |
| Crew | Chris Joachims | Pilot |
| Production | Bonnie Macker | Production Coordinator |
| Crew | Paul Prokop | Production Controller |
| Directing | Sydney Conrad Shapiro | Script Supervisor |
| Crew | Jack Tice | Studio Teachers |
| Crew | Nancy A. Tice | Studio Teachers |
| Crew | John S. Owens | In Memory Of |
| Sound | Robert Folk | Original Music Composer |
| Directing | Charlie Picerni | Second Unit Director |
| Production | Michael De Luca | Co-Executive Producer |