There's No Business... (1994)
There's No Business... is a 1994 British partially improvised comedy film directed by Kevin Molony and produced by Claudia Lloyd for Prospect Pictures. It stars Raw Sex (Simon Brint and Rowland Rivron) as Ken Bishop and his stepson Duane, and Lee Cornes as their musical agent Dickie Valentino, in their attempt to remake a track by Ken's old band, 'The Nice Twelve' for a TV advert for 'Pinkies', a brand of kitchen gloves made by Mort Clayton (Mac McDonald). Alexander Armstrong (Tim) and Sam Graham (Fergus) work for the fictional advertising agency Sprote and Sprote. The film takes its name from the 1954 film There's No Business Like Show Business which itself borrowed the 1946 song of the same name by Irving Berlin, written for the musical Annie Get Your Gun.
Director: Kevin Molony
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Simon Brint as Kenworth "Ken" Bishop |
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Rowland Rivron as Duane Bishop |
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Lee Cornes as Dickie Valentino |
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Tilly Vosburgh as Tilly |
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Stephen Frost as Reg Prince |
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Mark Arden as Johnny Blackpool |
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Paul Mark Elliott as Bernie Cosmos |
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Sam Graham as Fergus |
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Alexander Armstrong as Tim |
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Chris Palmer as Crispian Sprote |
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Mark Bannister as Marcus |
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Mac McDonald as Mort Clayton |
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Mark Benton as Barman |
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Arnold Brown as Man on Train |
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Emma Longworth as Ems |
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Alana Carlucci as Receptionist |
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Luke Hartley Scott as Boy |
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Ian Hill as Accordionist |
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Jan Price as Trudi |
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Henry House as Spider Bishop |
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Mary Maxted as Old Lady |
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Sylvia Grant as Shopper |
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Eduardo as Himself |
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Jonathan Ross as Himself |
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Penny Smith as Herself |
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Jools Holland as Band Member (Uncredited) |
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Gilson Lavis as Band Member (Uncredited) |
| Costume & Make-Up | Penny McDonald | Costume Design |
| Editing | Piers Douglas | Editor |
| Sound | Simon Wallace | Music |
| Directing | Kevin Molony | Director |
| Sound | Ian Fairbairn | Boom Operator |
| Writing | Rowland Rivron | Writer |
| Sound | Simon Brint | Music |
| Production | Claudia Lloyd | Producer |
| Camera | Colin Fox | Director of Photography |