What a Mess! (1995)
A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
Director: Vladimir Menshov
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Valeriy Garkalin as Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow |
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Vera Alentova as Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow |
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Inna Churikova as Praskov'ya Krolikova |
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Armen Dzhigarkhanyan as Kozyulski |
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Igor Ugolnikov as Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich |
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Sergey Batalov as Lieutenant |
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Rolan Bykov as Brilliant's buyer |
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Leonid Kuravlyov as USA ambassador |
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Lyubov Polishchuk as Jennifer, Ambassador's wife |
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Oleg Efremov as Nikolay Grigoryevich |
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Oleg Tabakov as Sukhodrishchev |
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Aleksandr Voroshilo as Kozma |
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Nonna Mordyukova as Registry Office Worker |
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Sergei Artsybashev as Registry Office Worker |
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Yevgeni Vesnik as Doctor |
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Evgeniy Gerchakov as Director of the Orchestra |
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Arkadiy Koval as TV Announcer |
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Yevgeni Aleksandrov as Reporter |
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Irina Apeksimova as Step performer |
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Valery Nikolaev as Step performer |
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Valery Afanasyev as Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov |
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Sergey Gabrielyan as Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov |
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Tatyana Kravchenko as Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum |
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Yuriy Chernov as Suitcase carrier |
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Vladimir Gusev as General |
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Gennady Matveev as General |
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Boris Smorchkov as General |
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Yuriy Kuzmenkov as man with a goat |
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Lev Borisov as Mafiosi |
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Viktor Gajnov as Mafiosi |
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Ivan Martynov as Mafiosi |
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Sergey Ruban as Mafiosi |
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Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy as Ambassador's bodyguard |
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Mikhail Kokshenov as Ambassador's bodyguard |
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Inna Kara-Mosko as Carol's friend |
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Nina Alisova as Meloman |
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Vsevolod Sanayev as Meloman |
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Anatoliy Kuznetsov as Father |
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Vladimir Menshov as Russian President |
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Aleksei Buldakov as |
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Marina Golub as |
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Aleksey Yakubov as |
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Elena Bushueva as |
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Aleksandr Nikitchenko as |
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O. Puchkova as |
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Aleksandr Ryzhkov as |
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Pyotr Merkuryev as |
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Lyudmila Velikaya as |
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Olga Streltsova as |
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Viktor Eltsov as |
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T. Chudotvortseva as |
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Ira Davydova as |
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Natasha Davydova as |
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Lyudmila Larionova as |
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Vyacheslav Solovyov as |
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Ekaterina Krol as |
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Anatoly Kalmykov as |
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Maxim Glotov as (uncredited) |
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Pavel Remnyov as (uncredited) |
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Timur Kogan as (uncredited) |
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Klavdiya Kozlyonkova as (uncredited) |
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Andrey Zvyagintsev as journalist (uncredited) |
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Oleg Kozhemyakin as (uncredited) |
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Leonid Aleksandrov as (uncredited) |
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Irina Borodulina as (uncredited) |
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Aleksandr Gorbachev as (uncredited) |
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Irina Davydova as (uncredited) |
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Vladimir Shiryaev as (uncredited) |
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Evgeniy Kuleshov as (uncredited) |
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Lev Guzhnovskiy as (uncredited) |
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Lyubov Rudenko as (uncredited) |
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Yulia Zhiveinova-Ferrara as (uncredited) |
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Sergey Labyrin as (uncredited) |
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Vyacheslav Ushanov as (uncredited) |
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Andrey Tunik as (uncredited) |
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Sergey Ershov as (uncredited) |
| Directing | Vladimir Menshov | Director |
| Writing | Vladimir Menshov | Writer |
| Writing | Andrei Samsonov | Writer |
| Writing | Vitaly Moskalenko | Writer |
| Editing | Lyudmila Sviridenko | Editor |
| Sound | Timur Kogan | Original Music Composer |
| Camera | Vadim Alisov | Director of Photography |
| Art | Valeri Filippov | Production Design |
| Production | Vladimir Dostal | Producer |
| Production | Aleksandr Litvinov | Executive Producer |
| Directing | Varvara Shuvaeva | Second Unit Director |
| Directing | Lyudmila Kazuyutova | Second Unit Director |
| Costume & Make-Up | Marina Zdornova-Patenovskaya | Costume Designer |
| Sound | Olga Ilyina | Production Sound Mixer |
| Sound | Vitali Morozov | Production Sound Mixer |
| Camera | Vladimir Shmyga | Camera Operator |
| Writing | Lyudmila Shmuglyakova | Script Editor |
| Sound | Gennady Papin | Sound Recordist |
| Sound | Minna Blank | Music Editor |
| Sound | Sergey Dubkov | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Camera | Valery Krechet | Still Photographer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Evgeniya Prokofyeva | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Valentina Pimankina | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Tamara Plyukhina | Makeup Artist |
| Art | Vladimir Likhansky | Set Decoration |
| Art | Vladimir Dushin | Set Decoration |
| Art | Andrey Dolomatov | Set Decoration |
| Directing | Ekaterina Ozhogova | Assistant Director |
| Directing | Elena Remizova | Assistant Director |
| Directing | Tatiana Baturina | Assistant Director |
| Directing | Elena Dezhurova | Assistant Director |
| Directing | Nina Nikolaeva | Assistant Director |
| Camera | Vyacheslav Kuklin | Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Vladimir Zharkov | Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Maksim Kovalev | Assistant Camera |
| Editing | Tatiana Kasatkina | Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Natalia Misyagina | Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Lyudmila Plyasunova | Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Nina Khazova | Assistant Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Marina Kryuchkova | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Sound | Vladimir Bessonov | Sound Assistant |
| Sound | Jonathan Nelmas | Sound Assistant |
| Editing | Nina Gorbunova | Negative Cutter |
| Editing | Bozhena Maslennikova | Color Timer |
| Lighting | Sergey Kirillov | Chief Lighting Technician |
| Lighting | Aleksandr Nikitin | Lighting Technician |
| Lighting | Vadim Kirillov | Lighting Technician |
| Costume & Make-Up | Tamara Torshina | Costumer |
| Art | Nina Borisova | Props |
| Art | Elena Mikhalenko | Props |
| Art | Zoya Seglina | Props |
| Crew | Aleksey Kochetkov | Pyrotechnician |
| Sound | Vera Alentova | Songs |
| Sound | Vladimir Kachan | Songs |
| Sound | Timur Kogan | Conductor |
| Production | Lermont Muradyan | Production Manager |
| Production | Yuri Shekurov | Production Manager |
| Production | Natalia Popova | Production Manager |
| Crew | Vyacheslav Ushanov | Stunt Coordinator |
