Crooked Lines (2003)
Johnny, Chris, Sal, and Joe are four petty crooks thrown together for the job of a lifetime. $1 million in mob money being held at a delicatessen for pick-up seems like an easy score until the bumbling quartet collaborate to mess the whole thing up. Suddenly the Brooklyn mafia and police are on their trail and the fool proof plan now looks like a death trap.
Director: Harry O'Reilly
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Adam Trese as Johnny |
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Jim Breuer as Chris |
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Burt Young as Mike |
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Tony Darrow as Jimmy |
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John Costelloe as Manny |
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Alison Bartlett as Andrea |
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Colin Quinn as Customer |
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David Johansen as Charlie |
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Mario Cantone as Cliff |
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Joseph D'Onofrio as Sal |
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Anthony Mangano as Joe |
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Anne Meara as Hard Boiled |
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John F. O'Donohue as Detective Anderson |
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Frank Santorelli as Detective Harris |
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Harry O'Reilly as One Glove |
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Jeff Kahn as Billy |
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John Scurti as Pizza Boy |
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John Canada Terrell as Supervisor |
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Amy Stiller as Director |
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William Hayes as Tommy Bags |
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Ron Ryan as Mr. DiPollo |
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E.J. Carroll as Ray |
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Laura Cahill as Nun #1 |
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Margaret Devine as Nun #2 |
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Ray Garvey as Officer Cleary |
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Jimmy Burke as Officer Quinn |
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Peter Columbia as Road Test Manager |
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Joseph Mangano as Larry |
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Joe James as Truck Loader |
| Production | Thomas Vitiello | Associate Producer |
| Art | Ryan Cooper | Art Direction |
| Camera | Carlos Bible | First Assistant Camera |
| Sound | Robert Purvis | Boom Operator |
| Production | Jesse Scolaro | Line Producer |
| Directing | Rob Nardiello | First Assistant Director |
| Production | Seth Eisman | Production Coordinator |
| Camera | Jeffrey Dutemple | Assistant Camera |
| Production | Michael O’Reilly | Associate Producer |
| Camera | Joe Morrone | Assistant Camera |
| Costume & Make-Up | Renee Von Maluski | Key Hair Stylist |
| Directing | Jim Muscarella | Second Assistant Director |
| Costume & Make-Up | Renee Von Maluski | Key Makeup Artist |
| Sound | Chen Harpaz | Sound Designer |
| Camera | Amy Hall | Camera Loader |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jennifer Galvelis | Costume Designer |
| Sound | Bernadette O’Reilly | Music Supervisor |
| Directing | Evan Barba | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Production | Seth Eisman | Production Manager |
| Camera | Pat Kepick | Still Photographer |
| Art | Katiana Pieri | Set Dresser |
| Production | Richard Fulco | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Camera | Craig Pressgrove | Second Assistant Camera |
| Editing | Tim Sternberg | Assistant Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Cara Tabachnick | Costume Designer |
| Camera | Lance Mayer | Second Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Stephen Treadway | Additional Photography |
| Production | Lee Berman | Unit Manager |
| Camera | Stan Keitt | First Assistant Camera |
| Directing | James Mastracco | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Directing | Ariel Levy | Script Supervisor |
| Sound | Chen Harpaz | Sound Mixer |
| Production | Hilary Anne Kurtz | Extras Casting Coordinator |
| Costume & Make-Up | Fiona Distefano | Makeup & Hair Assistant |
| Directing | Harry O'Reilly | Director |
| Sound | Aaron Saddler | Sound Mixer |
| Crew | Ben Stiller | Presenter |
| Production | Susie Farris | Casting |
| Editing | Sam Adelman | Editor |
| Production | Sean P. Casey | Producer |
| Writing | Christopher Lynn | Writer |
| Production | Harry O'Reilly | Producer |
| Sound | Eve Nelson | Original Music Composer |
| Camera | Thomas Ostrowski | Director of Photography |
| Production | Brett Goldstein | Casting |
| Editing | Sam Neave | Editor |
| Production | Christopher Lynn | Producer |
| Sound | Adam M. Goldstein | Sound Editor |
| Writing | Harry O'Reilly | Writer |
| Sound | Don Peebles | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Hae Kyong Harpaz | Foley |
| Art | Cindi Sfinas | Production Design |