Crooked Lines (2003)
Johnny, Chris, Sal, and Joe are four petty crooks thrown together for the job of a lifetime. $1 million in mob money being held at a delicatessen for pick-up seems like an easy score until the bumbling quartet collaborate to mess the whole thing up. Suddenly the Brooklyn mafia and police are on their trail and the fool proof plan now looks like a death trap.
Director: Harry O'Reilly
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Adam Trese as Johnny |
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Jim Breuer as Chris |
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Burt Young as Mike |
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Tony Darrow as Jimmy |
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John Costelloe as Manny |
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Alison Bartlett as Andrea |
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Colin Quinn as Customer |
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David Johansen as Charlie |
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Mario Cantone as Cliff |
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Joseph D'Onofrio as Sal |
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Anthony Mangano as Joe |
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Anne Meara as Hard Boiled |
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John F. O'Donohue as Detective Anderson |
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Frank Santorelli as Detective Harris |
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Harry O'Reilly as One Glove |
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Jeff Kahn as Billy |
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John Scurti as Pizza Boy |
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John Canada Terrell as Supervisor |
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Amy Stiller as Director |
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William Hayes as Tommy Bags |
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Ron Ryan as Mr. DiPollo |
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E.J. Carroll as Ray |
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Laura Cahill as Nun #1 |
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Margaret Devine as Nun #2 |
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Ray Garvey as Officer Cleary |
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Jimmy Burke as Officer Quinn |
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Peter Columbia as Road Test Manager |
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Joseph Mangano as Larry |
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Joe James as Truck Loader |
| Production | Thomas Vitiello | Associate Producer |
| Production | Michael O’Reilly | Associate Producer |
| Production | Jesse Scolaro | Line Producer |
| Production | Seth Eisman | Production Manager |
| Directing | Rob Nardiello | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Jim Muscarella | Second Assistant Director |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jennifer Galvelis | Costume Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Cara Tabachnick | Costume Designer |
| Sound | Bernadette O’Reilly | Music Supervisor |
| Camera | Stephen Treadway | Additional Photography |
| Production | Seth Eisman | Production Coordinator |
| Production | Richard Fulco | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Art | Ryan Cooper | Art Direction |
| Art | Katiana Pieri | Set Dresser |
| Directing | Evan Barba | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Directing | James Mastracco | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Production | Lee Berman | Unit Manager |
| Camera | Carlos Bible | First Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Craig Pressgrove | Second Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Jeffrey Dutemple | Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Joe Morrone | Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Amy Hall | Camera Loader |
| Production | Hilary Anne Kurtz | Extras Casting Coordinator |
| Directing | Ariel Levy | Script Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Renee Von Maluski | Key Hair Stylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Renee Von Maluski | Key Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Fiona Distefano | Makeup & Hair Assistant |
| Sound | Aaron Saddler | Sound Mixer |
| Sound | Robert Purvis | Boom Operator |
| Camera | Pat Kepick | Still Photographer |
| Camera | Stan Keitt | First Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Lance Mayer | Second Assistant Camera |
| Editing | Tim Sternberg | Assistant Editor |
| Sound | Chen Harpaz | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Chen Harpaz | Sound Mixer |
| Sound | Don Peebles | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Adam M. Goldstein | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Hae Kyong Harpaz | Foley |
| Production | Brett Goldstein | Casting |
| Production | Susie Farris | Casting |
| Art | Cindi Sfinas | Production Design |
| Sound | Eve Nelson | Original Music Composer |
| Camera | Thomas Ostrowski | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Sam Neave | Editor |
| Editing | Sam Adelman | Editor |
| Writing | Harry O'Reilly | Writer |
| Writing | Christopher Lynn | Writer |
| Production | Harry O'Reilly | Producer |
| Production | Christopher Lynn | Producer |
| Production | Sean P. Casey | Producer |
| Directing | Harry O'Reilly | Director |
| Crew | Ben Stiller | Presenter |