Turd Merchants of Death (2009)
Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise.
Director:
Samuel Hines
Writers:
Gordon Koch, Colby Graham.
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Davis Lonergan as Happy Blonde Boy |
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Colby Graham as Sitting Zombie / Humping Fisherman / Zombie on car |
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Scott Hendry as Scott Toolbanger |
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Andrew Martinez as Shirtless Car Accident Victim |
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Ann Hines as Receptionist |
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Bill HInes as Mad Doctor |
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Jack Spanbauer as Himself |
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Adrian Tennant as Door Man |
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Adam Smith as Bartender |
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Andrew Martinez as Greasy Bar Guy |
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Kaya Bersto as Kaya |
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Canyon Castator as Canyon |
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Josh Steele as Josh |
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Sheila Cummings as Sarah Caruso |
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Mike Carroll as Mert T. Nertson |
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Mike Kilkenny-Patrick as Fecal Blast Mascot / Himself |
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Glen Gillingham as Cop |
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Gordon Koch as Preacher |
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Ryan McMurray as Longboarder |
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Reed Goodman as Reed |
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Alan G. Stratton as Hero Mechanic |
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Maile Kobayashi as Ditsy Customer |
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Jeremy Frankovis as "Fist" Mechanic 2 |
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Lazer Rubenstein as Mechanic 3 |
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Kevin Hohman as Zombie Driving Car |
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Rob Schelgel as Arm-biting Zombie |
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Alex Covey as Cash Eating Zombie |
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Jake Schefrin as Zombie Burrito Server 1 |
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Amy Docktor as Zombie Burrito Server 2 |
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Dan Leonard as Zombie Burrito Server 3 |
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El Vortex as El Vortex |
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Jake Schefrin as Zombie Jake |
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Jeff Hulslander as Himself |
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Max Garson as Himself |
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Patrick Dykstra as Himself |
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Canyon Castator as Himself |
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Josh Steele as Himself |
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Elijah Moore as Himself |
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Todd Frost as Himself |
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Reed Goodman as Himself |
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Trick Factory as Himself |
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Dustin Hinshaw as Himself |
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Jeff Spiegel as Himself |
| Production | Maile Kobayashi | Producer |
| Camera | Elliot Trout | Director of Photography |
| Directing | Samuel Hines | Director |
| Production | Maile Kobayashi | Executive Producer |
| Camera | Todd Frost | Camera Operator |
| Writing | Gordon Koch | Screenplay |
| Editing | Samuel Hines | Editor |
| Editing | Ryan Simpson | Assistant Editor |
| Lighting | Noah Arnold | Gaffer |
| Visual Effects | Evan Hedges | Creature Design |
| Camera | Kaya Bersto | Assistant Camera |
| Visual Effects | Dan Fissel-Painter | Creature Design |
| Editing | Noah Arnold | Assistant Editor |
| Camera | Jay Angelo | Camera Operator |
| Directing | Gordon Koch | Assistant Director |
| Production | Reed Goodman | Executive Producer |
| Production | Erica Congelli | Producer's Assistant |
| Production | Samuel Hines | Executive Producer |
| Sound | Mike Kilkenny-Patrick | Sound Engineer |
| Editing | Gordon Koch | Assistant Editor |
| Writing | Colby Graham | Screenplay |
| Editing | Elliot Trout | Assistant Editor |
| Camera | Ryan Simpson | Camera Operator |
| Crew | Mike Kilkenny-Patrick | Score Engineer |
| Camera | Andrew Martinez | Key Grip |
| Lighting | Bradley Haag | Lighting Coordinator |
| Camera | Adam Smith | Best Boy Grip |
