Mean Machine (2001)
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Director: Barry Skolnick
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Vinnie Jones as Danny Meehan |
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David Kelly as Doc |
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David Hemmings as Governor |
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Ralph Brown as Burton |
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Vas Blackwood as Massive |
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Robbie Gee as Trojan |
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Geoff Bell as Ratchett |
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John Forgeham as Sykes |
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Sally Phillips as Tracey |
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Danny Dyer as Billy the Limpet |
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Jason Flemyng as Bob Likely |
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Jason Statham as Monk |
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Martin Wimbush as Z |
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David Reid as Barman |
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David Cropman as Second Barman |
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Tim Perrin as Policeman |
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Paul Mari as Policeman |
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Nicholas Moss as Hayter |
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Stephen Walters as Nitro |
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Andrew Grainger as Ketch |
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Jamie Sives as Chiv |
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Adam Fogerty as Mouse |
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Rocky Marshall as Cigs |
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Elwin 'Chopper' David as Jerome McFife |
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Omid Djalili as Raj |
| Editing | Eddie Hamilton | Editor |
| Production | Georgia Masters | Producer |
| Camera | Alex Barber | Director of Photography |
| Art | Jenny Lawrence-Smith | Set Decoration |
| Editing | Dayn Williams | Editor |
| Sound | John Murphy | Original Music Composer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Stephanie Collie | Costume Design |
| Art | Tom Wales | Art Direction |
| Production | Cynthia Pett-Dante | Executive Producer |
| Directing | Barry Skolnick | Director |
| Production | Adam Bohling | Line Producer |
| Production | Albert S. Ruddy | Executive Producer |
| Production | Matthew Vaughn | Producer |
| Production | Guy Ritchie | Executive Producer |
| Art | Russell De Rozario | Production Design |
| Sound | Simon Hayes | Sound Mixer |
| Writing | Charlie Fletcher | Writer |
| Writing | Chris Baker | Writer |
| Writing | Tracy Keenan Wynn | Writer |
| Writing | Andrew Day | Writer |
| Writing | Albert S. Ruddy | Original Film Writer |