Mean Machine (2001)
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Director: Barry Skolnick
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Vinnie Jones as Danny Meehan |
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David Kelly as Doc |
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David Hemmings as Governor |
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Ralph Brown as Burton |
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Vas Blackwood as Massive |
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Robbie Gee as Trojan |
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Geoff Bell as Ratchett |
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John Forgeham as Sykes |
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Sally Phillips as Tracey |
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Danny Dyer as Billy the Limpet |
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Jason Flemyng as Bob Likely |
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Jason Statham as Monk |
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Martin Wimbush as Z |
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David Reid as Barman |
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David Cropman as Second Barman |
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Tim Perrin as Policeman |
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Paul Mari as Policeman |
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Nicholas Moss as Hayter |
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Stephen Walters as Nitro |
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Andrew Grainger as Ketch |
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Jamie Sives as Chiv |
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Adam Fogerty as Mouse |
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Rocky Marshall as Cigs |
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Elwin 'Chopper' David as Jerome McFife |
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Omid Djalili as Raj |
| Production | Matthew Vaughn | Producer |
| Directing | Barry Skolnick | Director |
| Production | Guy Ritchie | Executive Producer |
| Sound | John Murphy | Original Music Composer |
| Production | Cynthia Pett-Dante | Executive Producer |
| Editing | Eddie Hamilton | Editor |
| Production | Georgia Masters | Producer |
| Production | Adam Bohling | Line Producer |
| Camera | Alex Barber | Director of Photography |
| Art | Russell De Rozario | Production Design |
| Production | Albert S. Ruddy | Executive Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Stephanie Collie | Costume Design |
| Art | Tom Wales | Art Direction |
| Art | Jenny Lawrence-Smith | Set Decoration |
| Editing | Dayn Williams | Editor |
| Sound | Simon Hayes | Sound Mixer |
| Writing | Andrew Day | Writer |
| Writing | Chris Baker | Writer |
| Writing | Charlie Fletcher | Writer |
| Writing | Tracy Keenan Wynn | Writer |
| Writing | Albert S. Ruddy | Original Film Writer |