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Fiona Allen as Sandra |
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Sophie Thompson as Tracey |
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Jerry O'Connell as Sean Cooley |
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Anthony Stewart Head as Victor |
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Geri Halliwell-Horner as Paige |
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James Dreyfus as Fidor |
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Naomi Campbell as Sales Assistant |
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Hugh Dennis as Immigration Officer |
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Les Dennis as MC |
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Tom Goodman-Hill as Baz |
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Michael Greco as Niarchos |
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Eamonn Holmes as Himself |
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Ralf Little as Milkman |
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Dolph Lundgren as Randy |
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Burt Kwouk as Dalai Lama |
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Ahmet Mekin as Waiter 1 |
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Timur Ahmet as Waiter 2 |
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Chris Barnes as Warden |
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Oliver Bradshaw as Butler |
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Sarah Cawood as TOTP Presenter 1 |
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Colin Murray as TOTP Presenter 2 |
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Angus Deayton as Maurice the Hotel Receptionist |
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Steve Punt as Immigration Officer 1 |
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Hugh Dennis as Immigration Officer 2 |
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Simon Farnaby as Ventriloquist |
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Ene Frost as Recording Studio Mixer |
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Michael Howe as UK Breakfast Presenter |
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Alison King as Receptionist |
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Helen Lederer as Hysterical UN Woman |
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Bruce Mackinnon as Minion 1 |
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Neil Maskell as Policeman |
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Grant Masters as E.R. Person |
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Henry Miller as Dave |
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Johnny Myers as American Journalist |
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Arthur Nightingale as Gardener |
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Stuart Nurse as Limo Driver |
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Brian Perkins as Newsreader |
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Paul Putner as Coach Driver |
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Erich Redman as Dutch Journalist |
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Simon Roberts as Horner Prize Presenter |
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Finlay Robertson as Rickshaw Driver |
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Frank Rozelaar-Green as French Driver |
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David Schneider as Tanner |
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Shend as Niarchos 2 |
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John Thomson as Foreman |
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Don Warrington as General Secretary |
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Rainer Wiseman as Postman |
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Naima Stevenson as Office Worker |
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James Boyle as Tom Cruise |
| Directing | Ed Bye | Director |
| Writing | William Osborne | Writer |
| Production | John Brown | Producer |
| Production | Charles Finch | Producer |
| Production | Nigel Green | Executive Producer |
| Production | Richard Johns | Line Producer |
| Production | Luc Roeg | Producer |
| Editing | Mark Wybourn | Editor |
| Production | Dan Hubbard | Casting |
| Art | Grenville Horner | Production Design |
| Art | Robinia Farnaby | Art Direction |
| Art | David Walley | Art Direction |
| Art | Sarah Kane | Set Decoration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Linda Alderson | Costume Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jo Adams | Makeup & Hair |
| Visual Effects | Nathaniel De'Lineadeus | Effects Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jo Grover | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jo Grover | Prosthetics |
| Costume & Make-Up | Joan Hills | Makeup Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Susan Howard | Prosthetic Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Joan Hills | Prosthetic Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Sam Ives | Prosthetic Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Paul Mooney | Hairstylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Sunita Parmar | Prosthetic Makeup Artist |
| Production | Michelle Pianca | Unit Manager |
| Directing | Devina Artley | Third Assistant Director |
| Directing | Paul Cathie | Third Assistant Director |
| Directing | Joe Geary | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Andrea Slater | Second Assistant Director |
| Art | Richard Barratt | Property Master |
| Art | Grace Brook | Art Department Assistant |
| Art | Kimberley Fahey | Petty Cash Buyer |
| Art | Beverley Gerard | Props |
| Art | Craig Gray | Construction Manager |
| Art | Richard MacMillan | Props |
| Art | Nathan Middleton | Painter |
| Sound | Justine Angus | Dialogue Editor |
| Sound | Arthur Graley | Foley Editor |
| Sound | Julian Slater | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Sound | Alastair Widgery | Sound Mixer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Emma Brassfield | Costume Assistant |
| Crew | Steve Lucas | Special Effects |
| Visual Effects | James Skinner | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Crew | Ray De-Haan | Stunt Coordinator |
| Crew | Sarah Franzl | Stunt Double |
| Crew | Steve Griffin | Stunt Coordinator |
| Crew | Charles Jarman | Stunt Double |
| Crew | Adam Kirley | Stunt Double |
| Crew | Andreas Petrides | Stunts |
| Crew | Lee Sheward | Stunt Coordinator |
| Camera | Jamie Fowlds | Steadicam Operator |
| Lighting | Martin Healey | Gaffer |
| Camera | Rob Holder | Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Bill Kaye | Still Photographer |
| Lighting | Andy Mountain | Lighting Artist |
| Camera | Mike Parker | Camera Operator |
| Production | Ben Raban | Grip Production Assistant |
| Lighting | Robert Rabson | Electrician |
| Camera | David Taylor | Best Boy Grip |
| Lighting | David Wall | Electrician |
| Camera | Andy Young | Key Grip |
| Production | Brendan Donnison | ADR Voice Casting |
| Production | Kelly Valentine Hendry | Casting Assistant |
| Editing | Daryl Jordan | Editorial Services |
| Crew | Alexandra Montgomery | Post-Production Manager |
| Production | Crispin Buxton | Location Manager |
| Production | Benjamin Greenacre | Location Manager |
| Crew | Jen Lambert | Medical Consultant |
| Production | Anna Lee | Location Assistant |
| Sound | Greg Francis | Music Arranger |
| Crew | Mark Dilliway | Transportation Captain |
| Crew | Tim Jefferis | Transportation Coordinator |
| Production | Hattie Bowering | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Production | Hannah Brown | Production Assistant |
| Art | Matt Curtis | Title Designer |
| Crew | Julia Jones | Unit Publicist |
| Production | Anja Kristiansen | Production Assistant |
| Production | Victoria Lorkin-Lange | Production Coordinator |
| Production | Clea Tammes | Production Executive |
| Camera | John Sorapure | Director of Photography |
| Sound | David A. Hughes | Original Music Composer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Chris Lyons | Special Effects Makeup Artist |
| Production | Vanessa Baker | ADR Voice Casting |