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Billy Crystal as Lionel Carpenter |
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Joan Prather as Segoynia Savaka |
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Alex Rocco as Sergeant Danny Bonhoff |
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Doris Roberts as Mrs. Carpenter |
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Margaret Adachi as Interviewer |
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Adam Anderson as Sobbing Sailor |
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John Andersonjo as African Chief |
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Edward Ansara as Second Newscaster |
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Gino Ardito as Wino Brother |
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Lawrence Bame as Second Secret Serivce Man |
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Sarverio Barbiere as Gypsy Cousin |
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Marlene Barr as Cashier |
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Billy Barty as Lester |
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Tanii Bauer as Mrs. Reinheimer |
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Peggy Blow as Bunny |
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Steve Bluestein as Berkowitz |
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Suzanne Buhrer as Bust Developing Lady |
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May Boss as Frail Old Lady |
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R.G. Brown as Amazing Frank |
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Warren Burton as First Secret Service Man |
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H.R. Calhoun as Native Drummer |
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William Callaway as Intern |
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Hamilton Camp as Misha |
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Allan Chinn as Chinese Soldier |
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Patience Cleveland as First Dancing Lady |
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Imogene Coca as Madam Marie |
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Jane Connell as Anthropologist |
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Charles Cooper as Second Presidential Aide |
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Edwin Craig as Man in Crowd |
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Valerie Curtin as Pashima |
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Keene Curtis as Dr. Julius Lasse-Braun |
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Francis De Sales as Cardinal |
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Fay DeWitt as Mrs. Stockard |
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Richard Deacon as First Newscaster |
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Barry Dennen as Mad Bomber |
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Peter Elbling as Monya |
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Norman Fell as Segoynia's Father |
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Fannie Flagg as The President's Wife |
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Jack Fletcher as The Pope |
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Ben Freedman as Gypsy Grandfather |
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Ben Frommer as Mr. Sanchez |
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Monika Furness as Little Girl |
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Alice Ghostley as Nurse Tumm |
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George Gobel as The President of the U.S. |
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Ina Gould as Woman Flasher |
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Rosey Grier as Taxi Driver |
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Rod Haase as Surfer |
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Tracy Hotchner as Woman in Crowd |
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Pollyanna Houston as Harpist |
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Roy D. Jackson as Man in Crowd |
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J.S. Johnson as Father of Triplets |
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Michael Keaton as Sailor |
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John Kaufman as Janitor |
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Paul Kessler as Storm Trooper |
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Deborah Klose as Shopper |
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Susan Krebs as Mother |
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James Lashly as Man in Crowd |
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Hap Lawrence as Soldier |
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Sondra Lowell as Second Dancing Lady |
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Paul Lynde as Dr. Roger Vidal |
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Tommy Madden as Hospital Visitor |
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Peter Marshall as Self |
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Murray Matheson as Dr. Mario Lowell |
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Roddy McDowall as Gypsy Grandmother / Dr. D & C Fishbine |
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Jed Mills as Air Force Aide |
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Rollin Moriyama as Japanese Doctor |
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Shelley Morrison as Mrs. Borzoni |
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Nora Nichols as Woman in Crowd |
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Sheree North as Mystery Lady |
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Raymond O'Keefe as Bronco |
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Georgie Paul as Gypsy Lady |
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Paul Pepper as Reporter |
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Henry Polic II as Tito |
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Tom Poston as Minister |
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May Quigley as Nurse |
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Charlotte Rae as Cousin Claire |
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Teri Hope as Sobbing Lady |
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Ron Rifkin as Dr. Briscoe |
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Joan Rivers as Second Nurse |
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Sab Shimono as Chinese Leader |
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Mary Steelsmith as Melody Carpenter |
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Linda Thompson as Girl on Bus |
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Roderick Alexander as A Tint of Darkness Band Member |
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Ray Anthony Morris as A Tint of Darkness Band Member |
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Fred Pittman as A Tint of Darkness Band Member |
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Nathan Pittman as A Tint of Darkness Band Member |
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Barry Gene Williams as A Tint of Darkness Band Member |
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Jimmie Walker as Umbuto |
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Al Ward as Man in Crowd |
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Jomarie Ward as Woman Reporter |
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John Welsh as Army Aide |
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Lou Wills Jr. as Doctor |
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Dick Yarmy as First Presidential Aide |
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Carmen Zapata as Madam Nundi |
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Susanne Zenor as Mother of Triplets |
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Vincent Di Paolo as Swat Team Officer (uncredited) |
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Larry Gelman as Stand-Up Comic (uncredited) |
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Melissa Rivers as Little Girl (uncredited) |
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Charles Pierce as The Queen of England |
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Jane Chung as Woman (uncredited) |
| Directing | Joan Rivers | Director |
| Costume & Make-Up | Donfeld | Costume Supervisor |
| Writing | Joan Rivers | Writer |
| Camera | Lucien Ballard | Director of Photography |
| Production | Edgar Rosenberg | Producer |
| Art | Robert Kinoshita | Art Direction |
| Editing | Stanford C. Allen | Editor |
| Sound | Pete Carpenter | Original Music Composer |
| Writing | Jay Redack | Writer |
| Sound | Frank Denson | Orchestrator |
| Camera | George Hurrell Sr. | Still Photographer |
