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Keith Allen as Roy Brush |
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Peter Richardson as Kevin |
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Antony Sher as Scum Editor |
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Chris Hargreaves as Leslie |
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Nigel Planer as Club Chairman/Waiter |
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Paul Moriarty as Club Manager |
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Simon McBurney as Mick |
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Sara Stockbridge as Janet |
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Robert Carwithen as Terry |
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Phil Cornwell as Jimmy Twizzle/Wiggy |
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William Armstrong as Sports Presenter |
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Sandra Voe as Roy's Mother |
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Martha Ross as Leslie's Mother |
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Mark Caven as Dick Wibbly |
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David Cardy as Trevor Moulton |
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Gary Beadle as Wazza |
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Jimmy Fagg as Lift Man |
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Malcolm Hardee as Meat Trade Spokesman |
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Neville Watson as Punter in Hotel |
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Gavin Watson as Punter in Hotel |
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Tom Armstrong as Barman |
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Doon Mackichan as Nurse |
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Nicole Fitzpatrick as 2nd Nurse |
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Fergus McLarnon as Doctor |
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Glen Colson as Ambulance Man |
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Jonathan Stratt as Doorman |
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Bill Russell as Recording Engineer |
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Mark Frankyln as DJ |
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Jonathan Pearce as Self - Commentator |
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Robert Borgars as Footballer |
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Pedro Romani as Footballer |
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Max Du Sautoy as Footballer |
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Ken Darlington as Footballer |
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Des Willie as Footballer |
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Will Dawes as Footballer |
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Ollie Munroe as Footballer |
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Terry Sue-Patt as Footballer |
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Tom Benson as Footballer |
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Lloyd Stanton as Footballer |
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Mark Jones as Footballer |
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Anthony Darlington as Footballer |
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Gavin Rossdale as Footballer |
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Steve Witchard as Footballer |
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Chris Wainwright as Footballer |
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John Dennis as Footballer |
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John Robinson as Footballer |
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Dan Caute as Footballer |
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Saltz as Footballer |
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Kit Line as Sponge Man |
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Andrée Bernard as Barbie |
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Simon Sanders as Smoking Doctor |
| Crew | John Metcalfe | Cinematography |
| Editing | Beverly D'Souza | Editor |
| Production | Peter Richardson | Executive Producer |
| Production | Lolli Kimpton | Producer |
| Directing | Peter Richardson | Director |
| Production | Michael White | Executive Producer |
| Editing | Peter Delfgou | Editor |
| Writing | Peter Richardson | Writer |
| Directing | Keith Allen | Director |
| Writing | Keith Allen | Writer |
