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Ian Williams as Mark |
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Thomas Arklie as Simon |
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Gordon Alexander as Drop Dead Gorgeous |
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Dillie Keane as Siobban |
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Nicholas Harrison as Siobhan's First Lover |
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Ian McKellen as Quilt Documentary Narrator (voice) |
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Sinitta as Quilt Documentary Narrator (voice) |
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Caroline Munro as Mrs. Pignon |
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Paul Cottingham as 1st Poxy Shirt Lifter |
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Lloyd T. Williams as Bodybuilder |
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Robert Sturtz as Chris |
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Benjamin Sterz as Man in Gym |
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Tony Slattery as Terry |
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Brian Carter as Leather Man |
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John Altman as Dogger |
| Writing | Johnny Byrne | Writer |
| Directing | Peter Mackenzie Litten | Director |
| Writing | Paul McEvoy | Writer |
| Writing | Peter Mackenzie Litten | Writer |
| Crew | John Ward | Cinematography |
| Sound | Jack Stew | Foley Artist |
| Production | Gary Fitzpatrick | Producer |
| Production | Stephen Garbutta | Executive Producer |
| Sound | Roger Bolton | Original Music Composer |
| Editing | Jeffrey Arsenault | Editor |
| Art | Geoffrey Sharpe | Art Direction |
| Costume & Make-Up | Helen Lennox | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Daniel Phillips | Makeup Artist |
