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Joe Smith as Joe |
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Tina Carlucci as Tina |
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Adam Sarner as Adam |
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Grace Creech as Grace |
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Dean Haspiel as Dean |
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Christian Urich as Christian |
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Dyanna Lauren as Self |
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Jonathan Ave as FBI Guy |
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Macha Ross as Girl with Dildo / K-Y Customer #3 |
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Roland Smart as Robber |
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Victor Boisseau as K-Y Customer #1 |
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Dave Schneider as Kevin Smith |
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Frank Godek as Tina's First Love |
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Romeo Alaeff as Woman w/Male Genitalia |
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Mario Lanzo as Trekkie |
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Meghan Foley as The Most Beautiful Girl in Boston |
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Chris Gaffney as Delivery Guy |
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Paul McGillicuddy as K-Y Customer #2 |
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Harry Smyte as Harry |
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Jerome Perlswig as Nipple Clamps |
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Jessica Moriber as What Do You Think? |
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Amanda Emil as Russian Woman |
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Tina Gaffney as Jamaican Woman |
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Moby as Excalibur / Dildo Head |
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Rob Todd as Cat Video |
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Diana Devlin as Jar Jar Fan |
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Brian O'Halloran as Clerk |
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Peter J. Morse Jr. as Cop |
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John Schnatterly as Man w/Dildo |
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Duchamp Onion as Naked Guy |
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Leonard Eisen as Borschtbelter |
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Kevin L. Bright as Sticky |
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Peter Prescott as Manager |
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Toby Amies as Family Man |
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Michael Landers as Latino Customer |
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Paul Sanchez IV as Cowboy |
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Philippa M. Purdy as Woman in Line |
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Victoria Harrington as Girl on Floor |
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Drew Buckland as Mad Bomber |
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Dominique Paul as Tina's Sister |
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Justin Hennessy as Porn Fan |
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Brian Winton as Porn Fan |
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Lee Milazzo as Porn Fan |
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Len Rowe as Porn Fan |
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Jean Connally as Porn Fan |
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Tymarshal Young as Porn Fan |
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John Moncure as Porn Fan |
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Steven St. Croix as Santa |
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Fancy as Space Alien |
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Dave Zamboni as Self |
| Editing | Caleb Oglesby | Editor |
| Camera | Paul Sanchez IV | Director of Photography |
| Production | Leonard Eisen | Associate Producer |
| Production | Jonee Eisen | Associate Producer |
| Production | Moby | Executive Producer |
| Writing | Jonee Eisen | Writer |
| Writing | Paul Sanchez IV | Writer |
| Writing | Jonee Eisen | Idea |
| Production | Alexander Berberich | Producer |
| Directing | Paul Sanchez IV | Director |
| Production | Justin Hennessy | Unit Production Manager |
| Directing | Justin Hennessy | Assistant Director |
| Production | Alexander Berberich | Production Coordinator |
| Directing | Jessica Moriber | Script Supervisor |
| Art | Alysha Naples | Art Direction |
| Camera | Scott Crawford | First Assistant Camera |
| Sound | F. Mike Murphy | Sound Recordist |
| Sound | Jesse Swayze | Sound Recordist |
| Sound | Tara Georgenes | Boom Operator |
| Sound | Jeffrey C. Carter | Boom Operator |
| Sound | Karen Sutherland | Boom Operator |
| Lighting | Jim Mitchell | Lighting Design |
| Lighting | Paul Sanchez IV | Lighting Design |
| Camera | Kevin L. Bright | Key Grip |
| Lighting | Kevin L. Bright | Gaffer |
| Camera | Bill Flanagan | Grip |
| Production | Alana Morazzini | Production Assistant |
| Production | Macha Ross | Production Assistant |
| Production | Rachel Mordecai | Production Assistant |
| Camera | Ned Gerard | Still Photographer |
| Sound | Eddie Sperry | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Eddie Sperry | Sound Mixer |
| Sound | Peter Katis | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Peter Katis | Sound Mixer |
| Sound | Moby | Original Music Composer |
| Sound | Leon Dewan | Original Music Composer |
| Sound | Peter Katis | Original Music Composer |
| Sound | Tarquin Katis | Original Music Composer |
