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Corin Nemec as Tom |
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David Faustino as Ben |
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Jason Mewes as Quebert |
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Jason Marsden as Wendell |
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Lacey Chabert as Cindy |
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Edward Furlong as Tye |
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Cecily Gambrell as Julie |
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Michael DeLorenzo as Rocko |
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Andy Dick as Patrick |
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Danny Trejo as Shady |
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Edward Bunker as Big Joe |
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Robert Rodriguez as Mr. Lewis |
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Page Falkinburg Jr. as Sleezy Guy |
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Gina DeVettori as Carly |
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Ted Raimi as Special Agent Brown |
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Colby Kane as Special Agent Houston |
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Jennifer Finnigan as Morgan |
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Maurice Chasse as Agent |
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Sammy Montero as Waiter |
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Michael Rivkin as Ryan |
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Rachael Bella as Lindsey |
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Kincaid Walker as Flight Attendant |
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Maeve Quinlan as Sarah |
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Rebecca Thomas as Teenage Fan |
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Johnny Barajas as Kid #2 |
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Emily Freeman as Billie |
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Gavin Grissom as Arnie |
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Camille Rousseau as Bartender |
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Fallon Taylor as Bobbie |
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Debbie Trejo as Casting Director |
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Binky van Bilderbeek as Schwarzenegger / Connery (voice) |
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Gilbert Trejo as Kid #1 |
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Kimberly Kramer as News Anchor |
| Directing | Joe Eckardt | Director |
| Editing | Joseph Lorigo | Editor |
| Writing | Colby Kane | Screenplay |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jessica Flaherty | Costume Designer |
| Production | Colby Kane | Executive Producer |
| Production | Larry Bain (fix) | Co-Producer |
| Writing | Colby Kane | Story |
| Camera | Dana Gonzales | Director of Photography |
| Production | Richard M. Ciampa | Executive Producer |
| Sound | Didier Rachou | Original Music Composer |
| Production | Danny Trejo | Producer |
| Production | Cecily Gambrell | Producer |
| Writing | Cecily Gambrell | Screenplay |
| Art | Melanie Rein | Production Design |
| Production | Judd Ireland | Executive Producer |
| Production | Jerry Hernandez | Executive Producer |
| Production | Joe Eckardt | Producer |
| Production | Rachael Lin Gallaghan | Production Supervisor |
| Camera | Brad Richard | First Assistant Camera |
| Costume & Make-Up | Dara Sattler | Costumer |
| Sound | Mondo Vila | Sound Mixer |
| Camera | Sonia Paulino | Still Photographer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Don-Ya | Costumer |
| Camera | Shane English | Second Assistant Camera |
| Art | Diana Cruz | Property Master |
| Costume & Make-Up | Dean Bryant | Additional Hairstylist |
| Camera | Brian Bernstein | "A" Camera Operator |
| Costume & Make-Up | Dario Espinoza | Key Hair Stylist |
| Directing | Will Sandoval | Second Assistant Director |
| Directing | Michael A. Johnson | First Assistant Director |
| Costume & Make-Up | Christina Hernandez | Key Makeup Artist |
| Camera | Brian Bernstein | Additional Director of Photography |
| Art | Diana Cruz | Set Decoration |
| Production | Jay Hopkins | Associate Producer |
| Production | Anastacia C. Nemec | Associate Producer |
| Sound | Rob King | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |