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David Gobble as Rick Whitehead |
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Fard Muhammad as Carlos |
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Allison Pregler as Elizabeth Howard Grace |
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Rob Walker as Santa Christ |
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Doug Walker as Samuel Tobinski / Kendrick Tobinski |
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Malcolm Ray as The Devil |
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Brad Jones as Willy Whitehead |
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Brian Lewis as Burton Burpo |
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Zachary La Voy as Ranger Buckman |
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Tamara Lynn Chambers as Darlene |
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Sarah Gobble as God |
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Aidan Bart as Young Rick |
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Nash Bozard as Terry |
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Flynn Hanners as Father Jenkins |
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Jillian Zurawski as Rick's Mom |
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Ed Smith as Praying Man |
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Christopher Proffitt as Gabe |
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Trevor Ollech as Ned and Stacey |
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Brian Irving as Internet Neckbeard |
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Sean Wilburn as TV Cameraman |
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Ed Glaser as TV Producer |
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Joe Means as Heaven's Stage Manager |
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Allison Means as Dana |
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Tia Spencer as Maid of Honor |
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Scott Spencer as Christopher Hitchens (voice) |
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Rob Sheehan as Internet Commentor 1 |
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Cory Lyle Vinderslev as Internet Commenter 2 |
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Eric Gaspard as Internet Commentor 3 |
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Ryan Mitchelle as Internet Commentor 4 |
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Michael Schiciano as Internet Commenter 5 |
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Patrick Buss as Restaurant Patron (uncredited) |
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Louie Corbo as Internet Neckbeard (uncredited) |
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Meagan Rachelle as Bush (uncredited) |
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Patrick Thatcher as Internet Neckbeard (uncredited) |
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Omar Ahmed as Omar |
| Writing | Brad Jones | Writer |
| Sound | Nicholas Price | Sound Mixer |
| Lighting | Zachary Alsen | Gaffer |
| Production | Patrick Buss | Co-Producer |
| Production | Alex Bigley | Co-Producer |
| Production | Ed Glaser | Line Producer |
| Production | Brad Jones | Executive Producer |
| Production | LaChelle Hunt | Line Producer |
| Sound | Michael Schiciano | Music |
| Camera | AJ Young | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Ryan Mitchelle | Editor |
| Art | Meagan Rachelle | Production Design |
| Directing | Patrick Buss | First Assistant Director |
| Costume & Make-Up | Allison Means | Costume Design |
| Sound | Nicholas Price | Sound Recordist |
| Camera | Kein Bartlett | First Assistant Camera |
| Editing | AJ Young | Colorist |
| Camera | Jeremy Goeckner | Digital Imaging Technician |
| Production | Joe Means | Production Assistant |
| Sound | Robbie Rist | Songs |
| Sound | Anthony C. Ferrante | Songs |
| Production | Ryan Mitchelle | Producer |
| Directing | Ryan Mitchelle | Director |
| Crew | Barnabus Walsh | Thanks |
