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Leah Adcock as Lanna Layonme / Thong Girl |
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Jim O'Rear as Georgie |
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Ted Alderman as Jake |
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Tony Domenico as Andy Andrews / BoxerBrief Boy |
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Adam Burnett as Chaz Chernobyl |
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Lauren Benjamin as Dark Widow |
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Rob Wilkins as Sal |
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Martin Brady as Dweeble Mahoney |
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Rob Wilds as Mayor Richard Boner |
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Al Vanpliet as Benjie |
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Carey Clark as Police Officer #1 |
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B.J. Brown as Police Officer #2 |
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Rick Wey as Police Officer #3 |
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Bo Chase as Little Boy |
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Casey Ferguson as Willie Nelson |
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Harrison as Studmuffin |
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Desi Turner as Bodyguard #1 |
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Daryl Hickman Sr. as Bodyguard #2 |
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Will Jones as Secret Service Agent |
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Blake Scott as Young Chaz |
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Gil Scott as Chaz's Dad |
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Timi Turnage as Chaz's Mom |
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Dan Sheley as Prison Guard |
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David Wade as Prisoner / Hairdresser |
| Writing | Glen Weiss | Screenplay |
| Camera | Alex Lucas | Camera Operator |
| Production | Glen Weiss | Producer |
| Crew | Ted Alderman | Stunts |
| Crew | Jim O'Rear | Stunts |
| Lighting | Jeremy Hays | Lighting Technician |
| Production | Timi Turnage | Location Manager |
| Production | Robert Wilkins | Executive Producer |
| Crew | Dobehi Lacaden | Stunt Coordinator |
| Crew | Ted Alderman | Fight Choreographer |
| Lighting | Pablo Scruggs | Lighting Technician |
| Lighting | Jeff Steinborn | Lighting Technician |
| Visual Effects | John Hamm | Animation |
| Visual Effects | John Hamm | Visual Effects |
| Camera | Jerry Webb | Still Photographer |
| Production | Will Jones | Executive Producer |
| Lighting | Billy Hunter | Electrician |
| Editing | Glen Weiss | Editor |
| Crew | John Hamm | Special Effects |
| Camera | Martin Brady | Still Photographer |
| Camera | Thomas Hufford | Still Photographer |
| Directing | Glen Weiss | Director |
| Crew | Glen Weiss | Cinematography |
| Visual Effects | Jack L. Hooper | Digital Effects Producer |
| Camera | Paul Griffin | Still Photographer |
| Production | Chuck Angell | Location Manager |
| Directing | Brandy Scruggs | Script Supervisor |
| Camera | Thomas Hufford | Key Grip |
| Visual Effects | Logan Best | Animation |
| Directing | Timi Turnage | Script Supervisor |
| Production | Pablo Scruggs | Production Assistant |
| Production | Billy Hunter | Production Assistant |
| Production | Jerry Webb | Production Assistant |
| Production | Cameron McCasland | Production Assistant |
| Production | Dan Sheley | Production Assistant |
| Production | Pat Stevens | Production Assistant |
| Production | Mark Reynolds | Production Assistant |
| Production | Jeff Steinborn | Production Coordinator |
| Production | Steve Cyster | Production Assistant |
| Production | Wendy Miller | Production Assistant |
| Production | Jeremy Hays | Production Assistant |
| Production | Will Jones | Production Assistant |
| Art | Jack L. Hooper | Title Designer |
| Production | Dobehi Lacaden | Production Assistant |
| Visual Effects | Jack L. Hooper | Animation |