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James Balsamo as Tony |
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Greg Tally as Abraham Van Turingtest |
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Malcolm McDowell as Robot Dracula |
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John Landis as John |
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Mick Foley as Mick Foley |
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Don Coscarelli as Don |
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Bruce Dern as Van Sellsing |
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Tom Holland as Tom |
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Russell Simmons as Russell |
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Brian Yuzna as Brian |
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Afroman as Afroman |
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Scott Rechsteiner as Scott Steiner |
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Larry Pfohl as Lex Luger |
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Ron Simmons as Ron Simmons |
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Robert Arensen as Father Marlon |
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Branscombe Richmond as Soul Patch |
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David Ellefson as David |
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Bill Zebub as Bill Zebub |
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Vinny Appice as Vinny Appice |
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Mike Patton as Mike |
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Linnea Quigley as Witch Hazel |
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Shane Ryan-Reid as Brett |
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Michael J. Epstein as Reynolds / Bobby Zombert / RoboCock |
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Sophia Cacciola as Bathsheba |
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Jeremy Long as Dave Ghoul / Cyborg Bat Satanico / Hip Hop Vampire Troll |
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Paul 'H.R.' Hudson as HR |
| Production | Shane Ryan-Reid | Associate Producer |
| Directing | James Balsamo | Director |
| Writing | James Balsamo | Writer |
| Editing | James Balsamo | Editor |
| Production | James Balsamo | Producer |
