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Mackenzie Astin as The Male |
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Carmen Electra as The Female |
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David Hyde Pierce as The Narrator |
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Markus Redmond as The Male's Friend |
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Lucy Liu as The Female's Asian Friend |
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Lisa Rotondi as The Female's Slutty Friend |
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Sharon Wyatt as The Male's Mother |
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Jack Kehler as The Male's Father |
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Leo Rossi as The Female's Father |
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Antonette Saftler as The Female's Mother |
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Marc Blucas as The Female's Ex-Boyfriend |
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Anne Gee Byrd as The Female's Boss |
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Eric Kushnick as The Female's Brother |
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Linda Porter as The Wise Old Woman |
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Tyler Abugov as The Female's Fantasy Son |
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Lynn Ann Leveridge as The Large Female |
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Adam Abugov as The Male as a Cub |
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William Morts as The Ex-Boyfriend's Friend |
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Noah M. Breedon as The Baby |
| Directing | Jeff Abugov | Director |
| Writing | Jeff Abugov | Writer |
| Production | Larry Estes | Producer |
| Production | Victor Ho | Co-Producer |
| Crew | Patrick J. Statham | Stunts |
| Camera | Michael K. Bucher | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Stephen R. Myers | Editor |
| Art | Helen Harwell | Production Design |
| Production | Mary Jane Fendler | Casting |
| Art | Craig Keller | Art Direction |
| Costume & Make-Up | Kristin M. Burke | Costume Design |
| Directing | Chad Rosen | First Assistant Director |
| Production | Diana Lui | Production Supervisor |
| Directing | Melissa Cummins Lorenz | Second Assistant Director |
| Sound | Geoffrey G. Rubay | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Crew | Kurt Bryant | Stunt Coordinator |
| Crew | Cole S. McKay | Stunts |
| Crew | Brett A. Jones | Stunts |
| Crew | Dana Reed | Stunts |
| Crew | Michael J. Sarna | Stunts |
| Lighting | William Russell | Gaffer |
| Sound | Michael McCarty | Original Music Composer |
| Sound | Billy Gottlieb | Music Supervisor |
| Crew | Bobby Burns | Stunts |
| Crew | Anthony Perkins Jr | Stunts |
| Camera | Steven A. Adelson | Steadicam Operator |
| Camera | Joe Broderick | Steadicam Operator |
| Camera | Paul Taylor | Steadicam Operator |
| Camera | Anthony M. Gutierrez | First Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Curd Zechmeister | Second Assistant Camera |
| Production | Sharon C. Dietz | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Directing | Tim Brown | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Sound | Pat Toma | Production Sound Mixer |
| Sound | Rachael Maughan | Boom Operator |
| Directing | Jan McWilliams | Script Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Elisabeth Fry | Key Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Elisabeth Fry | Key Hair Stylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Denise Fischer | Makeup & Hair Assistant |
| Costume & Make-Up | Veronica Lane | Makeup & Hair Assistant |
| Costume & Make-Up | Julie-Marie Robar | Costume Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Hsin-Hsin Van Blerkom | Wardrobe Intern |
| Costume & Make-Up | Carla Rudy | On Set Dresser |
| Art | Toeke Warden | Leadman |
| Camera | Will McGarry | Still Photographer |
| Camera | Scott Browner | Second Unit Director of Photography |
| Directing | Patrick Yew | Second Unit First Assistant Director |
| Sound | Michael McCarty | Music Editor |
| Editing | Shimit Amin | Assistant Editor |
| Crew | Shimit Amin | Post Production Supervisor |
| Sound | Gustavo Medina | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Sound | Zeke Richardson | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Paul Holzborn | Foley Artist |
| Sound | John Dunn | Dialogue Editor |
| Sound | John Dunn | Sound Editor |
| Production | Sam Irvin | Associate Producer |
