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Chuck Magee as Charles Reese / Lobsters |
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Brent G. Baker as Captain |
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Douglass Hoffman as DJ Cowspank (as Doug Hoffman) |
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Bo Bolin as The Cocaine King |
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Kat Andrews as Alex Bailey |
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Robert McMonarch as Chad |
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Austin Berndt as Brad |
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Brandon Conrad as Tad |
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Rick Snowdon as Steve |
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Alvin Clausen as Yuppie(as Alvin Klausen) |
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Christopher 'Toph' Holland as Drug Dealer |
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Brian Mosher as Garage Victim |
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Jess Carroll as Cop #1 |
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Eryca Latham as Cop #2 |
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Max 'Pizza' Rottweiler as Cop #3 |
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Celeste Worrell as Cop #4 |
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Caity O'Grady as Cop #5 |
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Garrett Hayes as Larry |
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Kirk Kindle as Golfer |
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Riley Vannoy as Crab-Wich Guy |
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Morgan Brown as Cake Mom |
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Reiker Vance as Cake Brother |
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Finneus Conrad as Former Smoker |
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Trey Foster as Mailbox Victim |
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Jayna Brock as Switched to Decaf |
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Vikkye Fetters-Delfino as Face Off Victim |
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Roger 'Bubbles' Kirkendoll as Basketballer |
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Rayne Lorentz-Wright as Jogger |
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Rick VanDuyn as Buried in Crabs |
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Kelly Williams Brown as Lovely Lady #1 |
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Ahna Barnes as Lovely Lady #2 |
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Tiqvah Aviv as Lovely Lady #3 |
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Taylor Bolden as Lady on Bench |
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Topher Rodriguez as Man on Bench |
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Nikki Russell as Skateboard Lady |
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Galena Radtke as Scooter Girl |
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Preston Radtke as Scooter Boy |
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Ashley Smith as Dispatch (voice) |
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Jennifer Plemons as Reporter #1 |
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Emma Buktenica as Reporter #2(as Em Buktenica) |
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Chris Pavelek as Reporter #3 |
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Ishy Rose as Reporter #4 |
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Terra Brady as Reporter #5 |
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Thomas Owings as Reporter #6 |
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Tanner Watson as Crab Victim/Crowd |
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Coleen Haynes as Crab Victim/Crowd |
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Matt Haynes as Crab Victim/Crowd |
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Karl Haynes as Crab Victim/Crowd |
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Ian Haynes as Crab Victim/Crowd |
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Donna Rooney as Crab Victim/Crowd |
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Tata Brooks as Crab Victim/Crowd |
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Shannon Novak as Crab Victim/Crowd |
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Katie Decker as Crab Victim/Crowd |
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Kevin Moore as Crab Victim/Crowd |
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Morrigan Magee as Crab Victim/Crowd |
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Darren Holmquist as Dad Crab |
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Shelley Thornburgh Wright as Mom Crab |
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Lindsay Schoonover as Dog Walker |
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Meeko as Dog Walked |
| Directing | Chuck Magee | Director |
| Writing | Chuck Magee | Writer |
| Editing | Chuck Magee | Editor |
| Camera | Chuck Magee | Director of Photography |
