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Tom Arnold as Joe Bergers |
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Tom Archdeacon as Steve |
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Nathaniel Marston as Tony |
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Mike Starr as John |
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Dee Wallace as Mary |
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Kirsten Lea as Sarah |
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Rick Karatas as Brian |
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Emrhys Cooper as Michael |
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Lindsay Hollister as Laura |
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Darren Keefe Reiher as Danny |
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Sammy Sheik as Carlos |
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Jackie Debatin as Trish |
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Tina Lynch as Kathy |
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Chandler Lutz as Stefanie |
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Vincent De Paul as Keith |
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Jennifer Choe as Rachel |
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Adriana Fricke as Maria |
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Bruce Vilanch as Bruce Vilanch |
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Bunny Levine as Sister Betty |
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Jason Stuart as Dr. Feist |
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Chane't Johnson as Psychic |
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Chris Damiano as Evangelist |
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Lorraine Marx Epstein as Therapist |
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Bridgetta Tomarchio as Gina |
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Larry Weissman as Harold |
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Eric Casaccio as Glen |
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Jabari Jones as Leonard |
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Renzo Lewis as Infomercial Guy |
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Becca Battoe as Hot Girl |
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Adam Borich as Cute Guy on Street |
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Heather Martin as Young Mary |
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Eli Dow as Young Tony |
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Carlos Antonio as Pizza Guy |
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Brian Arnott as Jake |
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Mark Behar as Matt |
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Marie Todd as Waitress |
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Felipe Pina as Caterer |
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Christopher Gaida as Bartender |
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Sunny McMillian-Kientz as Restaurant Patron |
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Natalie Wetta as Slo-Mo Sidewalk Girl |
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Val Tasso as Loco |
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Aldo Gonzalez as Diablo |
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Orlando Chavez as Muggs |
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Manuel Suarez Jr. as Smokey |
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Jeff Karr as Sweet Jesus |
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David Chick as Save That Boy |
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Phillip Agresta as Sweater Guy |
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Jackie Leigh as Sanctimonious Couple |
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Robert John Pratt as Sanctimonious Couple |
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Karla Guy as Caroler 1 |
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Frank Perry as Caroler 2 |
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Karen Agnes as Caroler 3 |
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Danny Farrell as Mr. Socket |
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Charity Faith Johnson as Nun 1 |
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Claudio Luna as Gay Couple in Park |
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Carlos Romani as Gay Couple in Park |
| Directing | Joey Sylvester | Director |
| Writing | Tom Archdeacon | Writer |
| Writing | Rick Karatas | Writer |
| Camera | Aaron Moorhead | Director of Photography |
| Sound | Andrew Markus | Original Music Composer |
