Le père Noël est une ordure (1982)
Félix heeft, verkleed als Kerstman, folders uitgedeeld waarin een sexy Kerstfeest wordt aangeprezen. Als hij terugkeert naar zijn caravan treft hij daar zijn vriendin Zézette aan die op het punt staat hem te verlaten. De stoppen slaan door bij Félix. Zézette slaat op de vlucht en zoekt hulp bij "SOS Distress" dat op dat moment gerund wordt door twee neuroten, Thérèse and Pierre.
Regiseur: Jean-Marie Poiré
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Gérard Jugnot as Félix |
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Thierry Lhermitte as Pierre Mortez |
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Anémone as Thérèse de Monsou dite « Mme S.O.S » |
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Christian Clavier as Jean-Jacques dit « Katia » |
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Marie-Anne Chazel as Josette dite « Zézette », compagne de Félix |
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Josiane Balasko as Marie-Ange Musquin, présidente de l'association |
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Bruno Moynot as Zadko Preskovitch dit « Presko », le voisin Yougoslave |
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Martin Lamotte as M. Leblé, voisin du dessous |
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Jacques François as Docteur Poinsot, le pharmacien de quartier |
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Michel Blanc as L'obsédé sexuel au téléphone (voice) |
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Jeannette Batti as |
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Pierre Belot as Un responsable des Galeries |
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Suzanne Berthois as |
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Bhime Souaré as Le père Noël des Galeries |
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Michel Bonnet as Le suicidé de la cabine téléphonique |
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Jean-Claude Bouillaud as Le père de « Charles Bronson » dit « Katia » |
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Jean-Pierre Clami as Le père de l'enfant qui reçoit une gifle de Félix |
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Jacques Disses as Un convive au dîner de noël chez les parents de « Katia » |
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Josy Lafont as La mère de « Charles Bronson » dit « Katia » |
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Roger Mabilat as |
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Claire Magnin as Mme Leblé |
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François Rostain as |
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Gérard Thirion as |
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Jean-Pierre Darroussin as L'homme qui téléphone lors du repas de réveillon |
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Pierre Eugène as Le réparateur d'ascenseur |
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Muriel Dubrule as Bijou, qui attend le pharmacien dans le taxi (uncredited) |
| Directing | Jean-Marie Poiré | Director |
| Writing | Gérard Jugnot | Writer |
| Writing | Bruno Moynot | Writer |
| Writing | Josiane Balasko | Writer |
| Writing | Thierry Lhermitte | Writer |
| Writing | Jean-Marie Poiré | Writer |
| Writing | Marie-Anne Chazel | Writer |
| Writing | Christian Clavier | Writer |
| Sound | Guy Marchand | Music |
| Sound | Vladimir Cosma | Original Music Composer |
| Production | Jean Pieuchot | Production Director |
| Production | Yvon Crenn | General Manager |
| Camera | Jean-Pierre Fizet | Set Photographer |
| Crew | Claude Le Gac | Editorial Staff |
| Sound | Gilbert Crozet | Sound Post Production Coordinator |
| Art | Marc Frédérix | Head Decorator |
| Crew | Jean Colin | Propmaker |
| Production | Michel Badinter | Trainee Production Coordinator |
| Editing | Aude Blanchard | Assistant Editor |
| Art | André Loisif | Key Carpenter |
| Camera | Dominique Gentil | First Assistant Camera |
| Art | Claude Suné | Decorator |
| Costume & Make-Up | Paul Le Marinel | Makeup Department Head |
| Costume & Make-Up | Catherine Crassac | Hair Department Head |
| Production | Alain Guyard | Location Manager |
| Crew | Isabelle Savini | Assistant Script |
| Camera | Muriel Edelstein | Second Assistant Camera |
| Crew | Dominique Segall | Editorial Staff |
| Production | Simone Escoffier | Production Secretary |
| Sound | Isabelle Lorente | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Art | Jacques Preisach | Props |
| Directing | Robin Katz | First Assistant Director |
| Costume & Make-Up | Anne-Marie Dréan | Dresser |
| Lighting | Gilles Lienard | Electrician |
| Lighting | Pierre Abraham | Gaffer |
| Lighting | Michel Gonckel | Electrician |
| Lighting | Guy Savidan | Electrician |
| Directing | Sylvette Baudrot | Script Supervisor |
| Production | Yves Rousset-Rouard | Producer |
| Editing | Catherine Kelber | Editor |
| Camera | Robert Alazraki | Director of Photography |
| Production | Christian Ferry | Executive Producer |
| Art | Willy Holt | Production Design |
| Art | Michel Ferry | Assistant Property Master |
| Costume & Make-Up | Cécile Magnan | Costume Design |
| Directing | Ann Zagradsky | Assistant Director Trainee |
| Sound | Denis Carquin | Sound Assistant |
| Production | Alain Depardieu | Production Manager |
| Directing | Catherine Dailleux | Assistant Director Trainee |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jean-Luc Russier | Makeup Artist |
| Directing | Yann Gilbert | Second Assistant Director |
| Sound | Gérard Manneveau | Foley Artist |
| Production | Jacques Frederix | Assistant Unit Manager |
| Sound | Annick Rousset-Rouard | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Daniel Couteau | Foley Artist |
| Crew | André Pierdel | Special Effects |
| Sound | Pierre Lenoir | Sound |
| Crew | Patrick Cauderlier | Stunts |
| Camera | Jean-Paul Meurisse | Camera Operator |
| Camera | René Lhomme | Grip |
| Editing | Jean Goudier | Assistant Editor |
| Production | Gérald Molto | Administration |
| Camera | Jean Guérif | Grip |
| Camera | Claude Sichère | Key Grip |