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ビートたけし as Beat Takeshi / Mr. Kitano |
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京野ことみ as Takeshi's Girlfriend / Kitano's Female Neighbor |
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岸本加世子 as Mahjong Parlor Woman / Audition Producer / Costumer |
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大杉漣 as Takeshi's Manager / Taxi Driver |
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寺島進 as Takeshi's Friend / Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor |
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渡辺哲 as TV Wardrobe Master / Noodle Cook / Audition Actor |
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美輪明宏 as Self |
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六平直政 as Film Studios Tattooist |
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上田耕一 as Film Crew Member close to the Director |
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津田寛治 as Film Director |
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芦川誠 as Assistant at Audition |
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石橋保 as |
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Toshl as |
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浅野忠信 as |
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ビートきよし as |
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仁科貴 as |
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早乙女太一 as Young Man |
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高木淳也 as Self |
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森下能幸 as Light Man in Film Crew / Audition Juror / Client at Bank |
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Jonathan Legg as American Soldier |
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ガンビーノ小林 as |
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林田麻里 as |
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西沢仁太 as |
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加藤隆之 as |
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久保晶 as |
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住吉正博 as |
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大槻修治 as |
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Taigi Kobayashi as |
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木川淳一 as |
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Zomahoun Idossou Rufin as |
| Directing | ビートたけし | Director |
| Costume & Make-Up | 山本耀司 | Costume Design |
| Writing | ビートたけし | Writer |
| Camera | 柳島克己 | Director of Photography |
| Editing | ビートたけし | Editor |
| Editing | 太田義則 | Editor |
| Sound | Nagi | Original Music Composer |
| Production | 森昌行 | Producer |
| Production | 吉田多喜男 | Producer |
| Sound | 堀内戦治 | Sound Designer |
| Art | 磯田典宏 | Production Design |
| Art | 磯田典宏 | Art Direction |
| Crew | 吉田久美子 | Script |