Der Love Guru (2008)
Als Baby wurde Pitka vor den Toren eines Aschrams in Indien gefunden, und er wurde von Gurus aufgezogen und ausgebildet. Als “zweitbester” Guru der Welt versucht er sein Glück in Amerika und findet Massen von hungrigen Jüngern, die an seinen Lippen hängen und seinen ungewöhnlichen Lebensweisheiten folgen. Wirklich auf die Probe gestellt werden seine Fähigkeiten aber erst durch einen ganz speziellen Auftrag: Er soll Darren Roanoke, Star der Eishockeymannschaft Toronto Maple Leafs, wieder mit seiner Frau zusammenbringen. Nach der Trennung hat sie sich ausgerechnet mit seinem Erzrivalen Jacques Grande eingelassen und Darren damit in eine tiefe Formkrise gestürzt. Zwei Millionen Dollar ist Teambesitzerin Jane Bullard Guru Pitka zu zahlen bereit, wenn er Darren und seine Frau wieder zusammenbringt und so dafür sorgt, dass das Team nach 40 Jahren Pech endlich den begehrten Stanley Cup gewinnt.
Der Regisseur:
Marco Schnabel
Die Autor:
Graham Gordy, Mike Myers.
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Mike Myers as Guru Pitka |
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Jessica Alba as Jane Bullard |
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Justin Timberlake as Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé |
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Romany Malco as Darren Roanoke |
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Meagan Good as Prudence |
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John Oliver as Dick Pants |
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Verne Troyer as Coach Punch Cherkov |
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Manu Narayan as Rajneesh |
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Stephen Colbert as Jay Kell |
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Jim Gaffigan as Trent Lueders |
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Ben Kingsley as Guru Tugginmypuddha |
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Omid Djalili as Guru Satchabigknoba |
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Deepak Chopra as Deepak Chopra |
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Jessica Simpson as Jessica Simpson |
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Ye as Kanye West |
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Trevor Heins as Young Pitka |
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Samantha Bee as Cinnabon Cashier |
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Boyd Banks as EMT |
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Rob Huebel as Frat Guy |
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Daniel Tosh as Bar Patron |
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Rob Blake as Himself |
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Telma Hopkins as Lillian Roanoke |
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Rob Gfroerer as Sickly Nerd |
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Liana Mendoza as Dancer |
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Robert Cohen as Nerd |
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Linda Kash as Female Reporter |
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Bob Bainborough as Assistant Coach |
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Gotham Chopra as Deepak Early 20's |
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Suresh John as Indian Man |
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Jaan Padda as Young Deepak |
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Seán Cullen as Referee |
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Matt Baram as EMT |
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Garry Robbins as Biker |
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Peter Schoelier as Uncle Jack |
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Ben Gans as Goal Post Judge |
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Alexia Filippeos as 11-Year-Old Girl |
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Taylor Flood as 11-Year-Old Girl |
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Shakti Kupil as Sanjay |
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Graham Gordy as DJ |
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Jasmin Chase as Puck Bunny |
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Jahlani Bishop as Children's Church Choir |
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Jahmal Daniel as Children's Church Choir |
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Helen Semmunigus as Children's Church Choir |
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Donna Ellis as Children's Church Choir |
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Jazmine Jeffrey as Children's Church Choir |
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Danielle Johnson as Children's Church Choir |
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Carlisa Lewis as Children's Church Choir |
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Elyssa Marshall as Children's Church Choir |
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Jamila Mason as Children's Church Choir |
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Nathaniel Robinson as Children's Church Choir |
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Adisa Liburd as Children's Church Choir |
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Daniel Skeete as Children's Church Choir |
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Tierra McRae-Spence as Children's Church Choir |
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Kadesha Webb as Children's Church Choir |
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Clarice Gillard as Children's Church Choir |
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Raemiah Dorrington as Children's Church Choir |
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Zoia Davis as Children's Church Choir |
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Ashton Williams as Children's Church Choir |
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Tyra Jones-Hurst as Children's Church Choir |
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Knikole Frans as Children's Church Choir |
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Sabrina Morris as Children's Church Choir |
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Nadine Muir as Children's Church Choir |
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Alpha Kayondo as Children's Church Choir |
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Tracey Soman as Children's Church Choir |
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Larissa Abrams-Ogg as Children's Church Choir |
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Zachary Jones-Hurst as Children's Church Choir |
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Krystal Kiran as Group Dancer |
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Uppekha Jain as Group Dancer |
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Dani Jazzar as Group Dancer |
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Frank Bishun as Group Dancer |
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Karun Pathak as Group Dancer |
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Sachin Bhatt as Group Dancer |
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Prosenjit Kundu as Group Dancer |
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Robert Halley as Group Dancer |
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Sharat Chawla as Group Dancer |
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Namita Kapoor as Group Dancer |
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Shereen Ladha as Group Dancer |
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Nazneen Irani as Group Dancer |
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Hetal Patel as Group Dancer |
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Sharona D'Ornellas as Group Dancer |
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Michelle Marshall as Oprah Winfrey (voice) |
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Mariska Hargitay as Mariska Hargitay (uncredited) |
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Val Kilmer as Val Kilmer (uncredited) |
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Madhumita Sen as Group Dancer |
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Jessica Rotter as Persian Beauty (uncredited) |
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Frank Meschkuleit as Additional Performances (puppeteer) |
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Morgan Freeman as Morgan Freemann (voice only) (uncredited) |
| Directing | Marco Schnabel | Director |
| Writing | Graham Gordy | Screenplay |
| Production | Michael De Luca | Producer |
| Camera | Peter Deming | Director of Photography |
| Production | Roger Birnbaum | Executive Producer |
| Production | Mike Myers | Producer |
| Editing | Lee Haxall | Editor |
| Writing | Mike Myers | Screenplay |
| Production | Gary Barber | Executive Producer |
| Editing | Gregory Perler | Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Karen Patch | Costume Design |
| Sound | George S. Clinton | Original Music Composer |
| Art | Charles Wood | Production Design |
| Sound | John Houlihan | Music Supervisor |
| Editing | Billy Weber | Editor |
| Art | Gordon Sim | Set Decoration |
| Production | Ramona Diaz Sanchez | Production Supervisor |
| Camera | Mark Willis | "A" Camera Operator |
| Camera | John Harper | First Assistant "B" Camera |
| Directing | Samantha Armstrong | Script Supervisor |
| Sound | Gavin Coford | Boom Operator |
| Art | Eugene McCarthy | Property Master |
| Production | Josh Bratman | Co-Producer |
| Art | David G. Fremlin | Art Direction |
| Costume & Make-Up | Maria Belperio | Seamstress |
| Costume & Make-Up | Burton J. LeBlanc | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Teresa Buccione | Hairstylist |
| Directing | Jeff J.J. Authors | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Penny Charter | Second Assistant Director |
| Lighting | Howard Galbraith | Assistant Chief Lighting Technician |
| Art | Ann-Marie Ferney-Tellez | Property Buyer |
| Production | Robin D. Cook | Casting |
| Camera | Ari Magder | Second Assistant "B" Camera |
| Crew | Stuart Macphee | Post Production Supervisor |
| Crew | Marguerite Pomerhn Derricks | Choreographer |
| Production | Donald J. Lee Jr. | Unit Production Manager |
| Crew | Brendan Bresnahan | Video Assist Operator |
| Art | Tory Bellingham | Property Master |
| Costume & Make-Up | Ve Neill | Makeup Designer |
| Directing | Tyler Delben | Third Assistant Director |
| Sound | Gregory H. Watkins | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Tim LeBlanc | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Visual Effects | David D. Johnson | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Camera | Roger Finlay | "B" Camera Operator |
| Sound | Markus Wade | Boom Operator |
| Costume & Make-Up | Tricia Sawyer | Makeup Artist |
| Production | Graham Gordy | Associate Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Leah Katznelson | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Production | Ramona Diaz Sanchez | Production Accountant |
| Crew | Jamie Jones | Stunt Coordinator |
| Art | Dusty Reeves | Art Department Coordinator |
| Production | Marie-Claude Harnois | Production Coordinator |
| Camera | Gerard Sava | Steadicam Operator |
| Editing | Richard B. Molina | First Assistant Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Pauline Chung | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Sound | Tim Chau | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Christine A. Hart | Key Makeup Artist |
| Art | Dennis Davenport | Supervising Art Director |
| Production | Fred Kamping | Location Manager |
| Costume & Make-Up | Patricia Medina | Key Hair Stylist |
| Production | Lisa Perone | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Production | Donald J. Lee Jr. | Executive Producer |
| Crew | Doug Coleman | Stunt Coordinator |
| Sound | Bruce Carwardine | Sound Mixer |
| Crew | Rob Sanderson | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jennifer Bower O'Halloran | Hairstylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Robert Ramos | Hairstylist |
| Crew | Diane Pitblado | Dialect Coach |
| Camera | George Kraychyk | Still Photographer |
| Lighting | Michael Galbraith | Chief Lighting Technician |
| Production | Mark McFadden | Assistant Location Manager |
| Production | Sean Gannet | Associate Producer |
| Camera | Ciarán Copelin | First Assistant "A" Camera |
| Costume & Make-Up | Chris Pizzarelli | Makeup Artist |
| Production | Julie Schubert | Casting Associate |
| Crew | Sheryl Main | Unit Publicist |
| Sound | Sean Garnhart | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Mick Gormaley | Music Editor |
| Sound | Nils C. Jensen | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Walter Spencer | Dialogue Editor |
| Art | Tucker Doherty | Set Designer |
| Sound | Tim Chau | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Sound | Jamie Lowry | Music Editor |
| Sound | Bob Beher | Foley Supervisor |
| Sound | Robin Harlan | Foley Artist |
| Art | Sanford Kong | Concept Artist |
| Art | Jon Hunter | Graphic Designer |
| Visual Effects | Allan Magled | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Editing | Everette Webber | Digital Intermediate Editor |
| Sound | Clayton Weber | First Assistant Sound Editor |
| Production | Chris Farrow | Post Production Coordinator |
| Editing | Scott Gregory | Digital Colorist |
| Sound | Scott A. Jennings | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Randy K. Singer | Foley Mixer |
| Sound | Matt Friedman | Music Editor |
| Sound | David Bach | ADR Supervisor |
| Sound | Mike Flicker | Music Editor |
| Art | Gabriel Hardman | Storyboard Artist |
| Art | Joel Venti | Storyboard Artist |
| Editing | Esther Lee | Digital Intermediate Producer |
| Crew | Erin Leslie | Scenic Artist |
| Camera | Paul Hughen | Second Unit Director of Photography |
| Sound | Tim Chau | Sound Designer |
| Visual Effects | Michael Kowalski | Visual Effects Producer |
| Sound | Sarah Monat | Foley Artist |
| Art | Joe Curtin | Construction Coordinator |
| Crew | Dave Staples | Transportation Coordinator |
| Crew | Robert L. Davis | Transportation Captain |
| Directing | Doug Coleman | Second Unit Director |
| Production | Kathleen Chopin | Casting |
| Crew | Sam Sklaver | Production Intern |
| Directing | Jonnie Katz | Assistant Director |
| Visual Effects | Eddie Pasquarello | Visual Effects Supervisor |
