Der Love Guru (2008)
Als Baby wurde Pitka vor den Toren eines Aschrams in Indien gefunden, und er wurde von Gurus aufgezogen und ausgebildet. Als “zweitbester” Guru der Welt versucht er sein Glück in Amerika und findet Massen von hungrigen Jüngern, die an seinen Lippen hängen und seinen ungewöhnlichen Lebensweisheiten folgen. Wirklich auf die Probe gestellt werden seine Fähigkeiten aber erst durch einen ganz speziellen Auftrag: Er soll Darren Roanoke, Star der Eishockeymannschaft Toronto Maple Leafs, wieder mit seiner Frau zusammenbringen. Nach der Trennung hat sie sich ausgerechnet mit seinem Erzrivalen Jacques Grande eingelassen und Darren damit in eine tiefe Formkrise gestürzt. Zwei Millionen Dollar ist Teambesitzerin Jane Bullard Guru Pitka zu zahlen bereit, wenn er Darren und seine Frau wieder zusammenbringt und so dafür sorgt, dass das Team nach 40 Jahren Pech endlich den begehrten Stanley Cup gewinnt.
Der Regisseur:
Marco Schnabel
Die Autor:
Mike Myers, Graham Gordy.
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Mike Myers as Guru Pitka |
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Jessica Alba as Jane Bullard |
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Justin Timberlake as Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé |
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Romany Malco as Darren Roanoke |
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Meagan Good as Prudence |
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John Oliver as Dick Pants |
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Verne Troyer as Coach Punch Cherkov |
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Manu Narayan as Rajneesh |
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Stephen Colbert as Jay Kell |
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Jim Gaffigan as Trent Lueders |
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Ben Kingsley as Guru Tugginmypuddha |
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Omid Djalili as Guru Satchabigknoba |
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Deepak Chopra as Deepak Chopra |
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Jessica Simpson as Jessica Simpson |
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Ye as Kanye West |
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Trevor Heins as Young Pitka |
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Samantha Bee as Cinnabon Cashier |
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Boyd Banks as EMT |
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Rob Huebel as Frat Guy |
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Daniel Tosh as Bar Patron |
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Rob Blake as Himself |
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Telma Hopkins as Lillian Roanoke |
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Rob Gfroerer as Sickly Nerd |
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Liana Mendoza as Dancer |
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Robert Cohen as Nerd |
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Linda Kash as Female Reporter |
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Bob Bainborough as Assistant Coach |
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Gotham Chopra as Deepak Early 20's |
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Suresh John as Indian Man |
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Jaan Padda as Young Deepak |
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Seán Cullen as Referee |
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Matt Baram as EMT |
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Garry Robbins as Biker |
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Peter Schoelier as Uncle Jack |
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Ben Gans as Goal Post Judge |
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Alexia Filippeos as 11-Year-Old Girl |
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Taylor Flood as 11-Year-Old Girl |
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Shakti Kupil as Sanjay |
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Graham Gordy as DJ |
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Jasmin Chase as Puck Bunny |
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Jahlani Bishop as Children's Church Choir |
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Jahmal Daniel as Children's Church Choir |
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Helen Semmunigus as Children's Church Choir |
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Donna Ellis as Children's Church Choir |
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Jazmine Jeffrey as Children's Church Choir |
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Danielle Johnson as Children's Church Choir |
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Carlisa Lewis as Children's Church Choir |
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Elyssa Marshall as Children's Church Choir |
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Jamila Mason as Children's Church Choir |
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Nathaniel Robinson as Children's Church Choir |
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Adisa Liburd as Children's Church Choir |
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Daniel Skeete as Children's Church Choir |
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Tierra McRae-Spence as Children's Church Choir |
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Kadesha Webb as Children's Church Choir |
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Clarice Gillard as Children's Church Choir |
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Raemiah Dorrington as Children's Church Choir |
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Zoia Davis as Children's Church Choir |
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Ashton Williams as Children's Church Choir |
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Tyra Jones-Hurst as Children's Church Choir |
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Knikole Frans as Children's Church Choir |
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Sabrina Morris as Children's Church Choir |
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Nadine Muir as Children's Church Choir |
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Alpha Kayondo as Children's Church Choir |
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Tracey Soman as Children's Church Choir |
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Larissa Abrams-Ogg as Children's Church Choir |
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Zachary Jones-Hurst as Children's Church Choir |
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Krystal Kiran as Group Dancer |
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Uppekha Jain as Group Dancer |
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Dani Jazzar as Group Dancer |
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Frank Bishun as Group Dancer |
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Karun Pathak as Group Dancer |
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Sachin Bhatt as Group Dancer |
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Prosenjit Kundu as Group Dancer |
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Robert Halley as Group Dancer |
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Sharat Chawla as Group Dancer |
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Namita Kapoor as Group Dancer |
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Shereen Ladha as Group Dancer |
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Nazneen Irani as Group Dancer |
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Hetal Patel as Group Dancer |
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Sharona D'Ornellas as Group Dancer |
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Michelle Marshall as Oprah Winfrey (voice) |
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Mariska Hargitay as Mariska Hargitay (uncredited) |
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Val Kilmer as Val Kilmer (uncredited) |
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Madhumita Sen as Group Dancer |
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Jessica Rotter as Persian Beauty (uncredited) |
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Frank Meschkuleit as Additional Performances (puppeteer) |
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Morgan Freeman as Morgan Freemann (voice) (uncredited) |
| Directing | Marco Schnabel | Director |
| Writing | Mike Myers | Screenplay |
| Production | Mike Myers | Producer |
| Writing | Graham Gordy | Screenplay |
| Production | Gary Barber | Executive Producer |
| Production | Roger Birnbaum | Executive Producer |
| Camera | Peter Deming | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Lee Haxall | Editor |
| Production | Michael De Luca | Producer |
| Sound | John Houlihan | Music Supervisor |
| Sound | George S. Clinton | Original Music Composer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Karen Patch | Costume Design |
| Art | Charles Wood | Production Design |
| Editing | Gregory Perler | Editor |
| Editing | Billy Weber | Editor |
| Art | Gordon Sim | Set Decoration |
| Visual Effects | David D. Johnson | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Production | Donald J. Lee Jr. | Executive Producer |
| Production | Donald J. Lee Jr. | Unit Production Manager |
| Directing | Jeff J.J. Authors | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Penny Charter | Second Assistant Director |
| Crew | Jamie Jones | Stunt Coordinator |
| Crew | Doug Coleman | Stunt Coordinator |
| Production | Josh Bratman | Co-Producer |
| Production | Graham Gordy | Associate Producer |
| Production | Sean Gannet | Associate Producer |
| Production | Ramona Diaz Sanchez | Production Supervisor |
| Art | Dennis Davenport | Supervising Art Director |
| Art | David G. Fremlin | Art Direction |
| Camera | Gerard Sava | Steadicam Operator |
| Camera | Roger Finlay | "B" Camera Operator |
| Camera | Mark Willis | "A" Camera Operator |
| Camera | Ciarán Copelin | First Assistant "A" Camera |
| Camera | John Harper | First Assistant "B" Camera |
| Camera | Ari Magder | Second Assistant "B" Camera |
| Directing | Samantha Armstrong | Script Supervisor |
| Sound | Markus Wade | Boom Operator |
| Sound | Bruce Carwardine | Sound Mixer |
| Sound | Gavin Coford | Boom Operator |
| Crew | Brendan Bresnahan | Video Assist Operator |
| Editing | Richard B. Molina | First Assistant Editor |
| Crew | Stuart Macphee | Post Production Supervisor |
| Lighting | Michael Galbraith | Chief Lighting Technician |
| Lighting | Howard Galbraith | Assistant Chief Lighting Technician |
| Art | Eugene McCarthy | Property Master |
| Art | Tory Bellingham | Property Master |
| Art | Ann-Marie Ferney-Tellez | Property Buyer |
| Crew | Rob Sanderson | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Production | Fred Kamping | Location Manager |
| Production | Mark McFadden | Assistant Location Manager |
| Costume & Make-Up | Leah Katznelson | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Pauline Chung | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Maria Belperio | Seamstress |
| Costume & Make-Up | Ve Neill | Makeup Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Christine A. Hart | Key Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Tricia Sawyer | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Chris Pizzarelli | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Burton J. LeBlanc | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Patricia Medina | Key Hair Stylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jennifer Bower O'Halloran | Hairstylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Robert Ramos | Hairstylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Teresa Buccione | Hairstylist |
| Crew | Marguerite Pomerhn Derricks | Choreographer |
| Production | Robin D. Cook | Casting |
| Production | Julie Schubert | Casting Associate |
| Art | Dusty Reeves | Art Department Coordinator |
| Production | Marie-Claude Harnois | Production Coordinator |
| Production | Lisa Perone | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Directing | Tyler Delben | Third Assistant Director |
| Production | Ramona Diaz Sanchez | Production Accountant |
| Crew | Sheryl Main | Unit Publicist |
| Camera | George Kraychyk | Still Photographer |
| Crew | Diane Pitblado | Dialect Coach |
| Sound | Tim Chau | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Gregory H. Watkins | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Tim LeBlanc | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Tim Chau | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Sound | Tim Chau | Sound Designer |
| Sound | David Bach | ADR Supervisor |
| Sound | Sean Garnhart | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Nils C. Jensen | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Scott A. Jennings | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Walter Spencer | Dialogue Editor |
| Sound | Bob Beher | Foley Supervisor |
| Sound | Clayton Weber | First Assistant Sound Editor |
| Sound | Robin Harlan | Foley Artist |
| Sound | Sarah Monat | Foley Artist |
| Sound | Randy K. Singer | Foley Mixer |
| Production | Chris Farrow | Post Production Coordinator |
| Sound | Mike Flicker | Music Editor |
| Sound | Jamie Lowry | Music Editor |
| Sound | Matt Friedman | Music Editor |
| Sound | Mick Gormaley | Music Editor |
| Art | Tucker Doherty | Set Designer |
| Art | Gabriel Hardman | Storyboard Artist |
| Art | Joel Venti | Storyboard Artist |
| Art | Sanford Kong | Concept Artist |
| Art | Jon Hunter | Graphic Designer |
| Art | Joe Curtin | Construction Coordinator |
| Crew | Erin Leslie | Scenic Artist |
| Crew | Dave Staples | Transportation Coordinator |
| Crew | Robert L. Davis | Transportation Captain |
| Camera | Paul Hughen | Second Unit Director of Photography |
| Visual Effects | Allan Magled | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Visual Effects | Michael Kowalski | Visual Effects Producer |
| Editing | Scott Gregory | Digital Colorist |
| Editing | Esther Lee | Digital Intermediate Producer |
| Editing | Everette Webber | Digital Intermediate Editor |
| Directing | Doug Coleman | Second Unit Director |
| Production | Kathleen Chopin | Casting |
| Crew | Sam Sklaver | Production Intern |
| Directing | Jonnie Katz | Assistant Director |
| Visual Effects | Eddie Pasquarello | Visual Effects Supervisor |
