News Movie (2008)
Das seriöse TV-Nachrichtenmagazin "Onion News" mit Frontmann Norm Archer berichtet über das Weltgeschehen: Hier erfährt man, wie Terroristen wirklich ausgebildet werden, warum Computer-Milliardär Gil Bates umgebracht werden sollte und dass die Regierung mit Hasch und Pornopostern neue Rekruten ködert. Peinliche Promis und weitere schwere Einzelschicksale werden auch präsentiert, während hinter den Kulissen der Krieg tobt. Norm Archer ist genervt von den Werbespots, die zwischen den Nachrichten eingespielt werden und sucht mit einem starken Partner nach der ultimativen Lösung.
Die Regisseur: Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire.
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Len Cariou as Norm Archer |
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Ken Takemoto as Sensei |
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Steven Seagal as Cock Puncher |
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Larissa Laskin as Dana Dobbs |
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Don McManus as Dennis McCormick |
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Michael Bolton as Michael Bolton |
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Ahmed Ahmed as Ahmed |
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Brendan Fletcher as White Black Guy Tim |
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Daniel Dae Kim as Ivy Leaguer |
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Meredith Baxter as Cooking Show Chef |
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Jed Rees as Wizard Proteus |
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Rodney Dangerfield as Rodney Dangerfield |
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Ahmed B. Badran as Peruvian |
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Scott Klace as Kip Kendall |
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Barbara Pilavin as Alzheimers Old Lady |
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Sandy Kenyon as Alzheimers Guy in Crowd |
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Orlando Seale as Producer |
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Brian Powell as Typical Neighbor Husband |
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Erik Stolhanske as Producer |
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Sarah McElligott as Melissa Cherry |
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Randy Oglesby as Surgeon General |
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Kwame Boateng as Dibo |
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Richard Fancy as Kenneth Garber |
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Alex Solowitz as The Masses |
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Savannah Haske as Rapist Lisa |
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Rebecca Lowman as Rape Victim Julie |
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Jim Gleason as Steel Beam Architect |
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Michael Harney as Line-Up Detective |
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Angel Cassidy as Porn Star |
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Gauge as Porn Star |
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Robert Hoffman as Lollipop Love Dancer |
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Joel McHale as Office Worker |
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Harry Shum Jr. as Lollipop Love Dancer |
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Kevin Federline as Lollipop Love Dancer |
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Bo Barrett as Wigger Jim |
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Chrissy Metz as Heavy Girl |
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Marshall Manesh as Announcer |
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Greg Cipes as Hippie Diplomant |
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Nick Chinlund as Bryce Brand |
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Jim Rash as Bryce's Manager |
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Paul Scheer as Bates Computer Salesman Dirk |
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John Viener as Peen Out Guy |
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Gedde Watanabe as James Nakatami |
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Chris Villa as Gay Guy |
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Michael Delaney as Gil Bates |
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Karen Miller as Cockpuncher Entourage |
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Tom Wright as Kwame Roberts |
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Tony Sagastizado I as Taliban Terrorist(uncredited) |
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Steven Kozlowski as White Trash Dude |
| Writing | Robert D. Siegel | Writer |
| Writing | Todd Hanson | Writer |
| Production | David Miner | Producer |
| Directing | Tom Kuntz | Director |
| Directing | Mike Maguire | Director |
| Production | Gil Netter | Producer |
| Production | Kevin Halloran | Co-Producer |
| Production | Michael Rotenberg | Producer |
| Editing | Frederick Wardell | Editor |
| Production | David Zucker | Producer |
| Art | Jon Gary Steele | Production Design |
| Camera | Maryse Alberti | Director of Photography |
| Production | Jason Weiss | Co-Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Casey Storm | Costume Design |
| Crew | Henry Kingi Jr. | Stunts |
| Art | Kevin Kavanaugh | Art Direction |
| Sound | Asche & Spencer | Original Music Composer |
| Sound | Thad Spencer | Original Music Composer |
