The Boys in Blue (1982)
Sgt. Cannon (Tommy Cannon) and PC Ball (Bobby Ball) run the police station in the quiet town of Little Botham. When the station is threatened with closure due to a lack of crime, they decide to invent some crimes to justify their existence. When they try to steal a painting from a local rich businessman (Roy Kinnear), they accidently stumble across a gang of real art thieves who have just stolen £1 million worth of paintings. It is up to the two bungling cops to stop them escaping with their haul.
Director:
Val Guest
Writer:
Val Guest
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Bobby Ball as P.C. Bobby Ball |
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Tommy Cannon as Sergeant Tommy Cannon |
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Suzanne Danielle as Kim |
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Roy Kinnear as Mr. Lloyd |
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Eric Sykes as Chief Constable |
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Jack Douglas as Chief Superintendent |
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Jon Pertwee as Coastguard |
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Edward Judd as Hilling |
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Arthur English as Man on Motorbike |
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Eric Francis as Fred the Postman |
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Billy Burden as Herdsman |
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Nigel Lambert as Estate Agent |
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Ken Barker as Chief Superintendent's Driver |
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Richard Borthwick as Customs Officer |
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John D. Collins as Customs Officer |
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Su Douglas as Hilling's Secretary |
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Laurence Harrington as Police Radio Operator |
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Richard Hunter as High Street Policeman |
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Peter Rutherford as Heavy Set Man |
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Rosemary Williams as WPC Radio Operator |
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Tommy Wright as Fisherman |
| Directing | Val Guest | Director |
| Writing | Val Guest | Screenplay |
| Crew | Sid Green | Additional Dialogue |
| Writing | Sidney Gilliat | Original Story |
| Crew | Sid Colin | Additional Dialogue |
| Sound | Ed Welch | Music |
| Camera | Jack Atcheler | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Peter Weatherley | Editor |