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Emily Donahoe as Sue |
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Christopher Meloni as The Producer |
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Diane Neal as Nancy |
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Stylist B. as Tarnishe'D Silva |
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Robert Klein as The CEO |
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Mario Cantone as The Director |
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Cyndi Lauper as Little Johnny's Mom |
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Adam Ferrara as Dr. Feelgood |
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John Scurti as Sheriff |
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Victoria Clark as Teacher |
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Joe Starr as Coach |
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Adam Sietz as Morty |
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Caitlin FitzGerald as Bank Teller |
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John Lavelle as The Writer |
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Lyndsey Anderson as Sexy Bartender |
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Sam Oz Stone as Little Johnny |
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Larry Holmes as The Judge |
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Josh Frieser as Producer as a Boy |
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Livia Scott as Nun |
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Emmanuel Yarborough as Janitor |
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David Coe as First BJ Guy |
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Stephanie Gatschet as Wife |
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Natalie Harrah as Hot Girl at Chalkboard |
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Travis Kauppila as Young Hillbilly #1 |
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Tom DiNardo as Older Hillbilly |
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Kirk Gagnon as Young Hillbilly #2 |
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Boomer Tibbs as Boardmember #1 |
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Leah Lapidus as Boardmember #2 |
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Bill Rapp as Boardmember #3 |
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Sheila Mart as Eleanor |
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Ginger Rich as Boardmember #5 |
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Terence Exodus as Bingo Man |
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Joy Seligsohn as Candy Lady |
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Sammy Marten as Veterinarian |
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George Chevallier as Birthday Boy |
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Ted Ferguson as Joke-Telling Priest |
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Claudia L. Brown as Cheap Trick |
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Alan Donnes as Bartender |
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Chris Henry as Production Assistant |
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Alec Lynch as Little Johnny's Brother |
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Tanner Colby as Gay Taxidermist |
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Andrew Wuestenfeld as Pirate |
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Kent Cassella as Widower |
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Hannah Stoor as Girl at School |
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Marisa Valente as English Teacher |
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Roger Byers as Priest with Pizza |
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Bryan Fitzgerald as Auditioner #1 |
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Andrew Ward as Auditioner #2 |
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Scott Rossini as Auditioner #3 |
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Lindsey E. Vuolo as Self |
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Jeanine Hill as Nude Auditioner / Vienna Sausage Girl |
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Debbie Schwartz as Topless Twin #1 |
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Lauren Schwartz as Topless Twin #2 |
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Jordanna James as Sexy Midget |
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Max Rock as Chunks Owner |
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Asher Suss as Parish Priest |
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Richard Labit as Little Boy at School |
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Todd Levin as Man Who Orders Hot Dog |
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David Thornton as Little Johnny's Dad |
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Greg White as Bad Actor |
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Stephanie Restivo as Stripper #1 |
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Josh Duffy as Surfer |
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Bianca Del Rio as Drag Queen |
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Doua Moua as Wing Thai |
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Blaire Whitney as Good Sport |
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Art Schorr as Vienna Sausage Grandpa |
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John D'Leo as Vienna Sausage Boy |
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Joe Melendez as FBI Agent |
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Shavon Ryan as Stripper #2 |
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Bettina Niedermann as Tiffany |
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Chloe Whiteford as Hairy Chested Girl |
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Jana Dendinger as Brunette Bikini Babe |
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Brandy Moon as Big Boob Blonde |
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Hans Freiwald as Sperm Donor |
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Richard Kohn as Old Vienna Sausage Guy |
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Hawk French as Eddie |
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Sophia Meloni as Suzy |
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Anthony Cumberbatch Jr. as Black Midget |
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Matthew Seife as Tutu Boy |
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Connor Denis as Big Mormon |
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Chip Rybak as Little Mormon |
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Rose Lamarche as Bikini Lady |
| Directing | Jerry Daigle | Director |
| Production | Michael Arata | Executive Producer |
| Production | Jerry Daigle | Producer |
| Production | Alan Donnes | Producer |
| Camera | George Gibson | Director of Photography |
| Camera | George Pattison | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Christopher Martini | Editor |
| Sound | Joe Delia | Original Music Composer |
| Production | John B. Donnes III | Executive Producer |
| Production | Mark Lake | Associate Producer |
| Production | Andrew Buchler | Associate Producer |
| Production | Edith Dupré LeBlanc | Unit Production Manager |
| Directing | Howard McMaster | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Greg White | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Kathleen E. Kearney | Second Assistant Director |
| Camera | Bennett Cain | First Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Karim Raoul | Second Assistant Camera |
| Sound | Mike Decrescenzo | Sound Mixer |
| Lighting | P.J. Brockett | Gaffer |
| Camera | Jacob Wilson | Grip |
| Costume & Make-Up | Mary McNamara | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Kathleen Richards | Makeup & Hair |
| Camera | Alan Wolfe | First Assistant "A" Camera |
| Camera | Pyare Fortunato | First Assistant "B" Camera |
| Camera | Mikey Jackson | Second Assistant "A" Camera |
| Camera | Joseph Metzger | Second Assistant "B" Camera |
| Camera | Peter Reniers | Camera Operator |
| Lighting | Jonathan Kealey | Gaffer |
| Camera | Tony Arnaud | Best Boy Grip |
| Lighting | Mark Proscia | Best Boy Electric |
| Camera | George Pattison III | Best Boy Grip |
| Camera | Miles Strassner | Dolly Grip |
| Lighting | Mark Proscia Jr. | Gaffer |
| Camera | Carl Peterson | Grip |
| Camera | Paul Volo | Key Grip |
| Camera | Jasper L. Johnson III | Key Grip |
| Sound | John McCormick | Sound Mixer |
| Sound | Jan McLaughlin | Sound |
| Sound | John M. Bolz | Boom Operator |
| Art | Diedre Kane | Property Master |
| Art | Coburn Boyd | Props |
| Art | John K. Conway | Set Dresser |
| Art | Tom Conway | Leadman |
| Camera | Jeff Cirbes | Digital Imaging Technician |
| Costume & Make-Up | Linda Giammarese | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Anne Newton-Harding | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| Directing | Sharon Watt | Script Supervisor |
| Crew | Joy T. Lane | Additional Script Supervisor |
| Camera | Brandon Baudier | Camera Operator |
| Sound | Adam Bandera | Sound Mixer |
| Camera | Eric Carle | "B" Camera Operator |
| Camera | Daniel J. Rector | Key Grip |
| Camera | Shawn Boyd | Best Boy Grip |
| Lighting | Renaldo Jackson | Gaffer |
| Lighting | Byron Marigny | Best Boy Electric |
| Costume & Make-Up | Joan Ozment | Makeup & Hair |
| Production | Tim Werenko | Post Production Producer |
| Editing | J.C. Cameron Brueckner | Online Editor |
| Editing | Bill Stokes | Colorist |
| Sound | Tom Wayland | ADR Engineer |
| Writing | Alan Donnes | Writer |
| Writing | Tanner Colby | Writer |
| Directing | Christopher Meloni | Director |
