Oggi sposi... niente sesso! (2003)
Tom lavora alla radio dove si occupa di bollettini stradali notturni: è un bel ragazzo, ha una vita normale e un'insana passione per lo sport. Sarah invece è un'esperta d'arte dallo spirito libero con una famiglia tanto benestante quanto snob. I due, vittime del classico colpo di fulmine, decidono di sposarsi in tutta fretta e dopo il matrimonio partono per il viaggio di nozze in Italia, convinti di vivere un'esperienza che sarà l'idilliaco coronamento del loro sogno d'amore. Grazie al ricco ex fidanzato di Sarah , però, e ad un'irriducibile sfortuna, gli sposini sperimenteranno una luna di miele d'inferno che metterà a dura prova il loro acerbo rapporto.
Direttore: Shawn Levy
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Ashton Kutcher as Tom Leezak |
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Brittany Murphy as Sarah McNerney |
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Christian Kane as Peter Prentiss |
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David Moscow as Kyle |
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Monet Mazur as Lauren McNerney |
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David Rasche as Mr. McNerney |
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Thad Luckinbill as Willie McNerney |
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David Agranov as Paul McNerney |
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Taran Killam as Dickie McNerney |
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Raymond J. Barry as Mr. Leezak |
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Toshi Toda as Yuan |
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George Gaynes as Father Robert |
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Massimo Schina as Fredo |
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Valeria Andrews as Wendy |
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Alex Thomas as Fred |
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Laurent Alexandre as Henri Margeaux |
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Jill Parker-Jones as Nasty Stewardess |
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Timmy Fitzpatrick as Kid in Bathroom |
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Sandy McCormack as Huge Man on Plane |
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Francesco Fantasia as Bernardo Salviati |
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Alex Ardenti as Bouncer |
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Robert Branco as Prison Guard |
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Joseph Vassallo as Customs Official |
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Robert Tagliapietra as Gondolier |
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Clement von Franckenstein as Car Rental Clerk |
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Anderson Goncalves as Bellboy |
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Guido Föhrweißer as Tow Truck Driver |
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Lorenzo Caccialanza as Italian Man |
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Veronica Cartwright as Mrs. 'Pussy' McNerney (uncredited) |
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Cheryl Dent as Girl in Park (uncredited) |
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Summer Moore as Bar Patron (uncredited) |
| Directing | Shawn Levy | Director |
| Camera | Jonathan Brown | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Scott Hill | Editor |
| Editing | Don Zimmerman | Editor |
| Production | Josie Rosen | Executive Producer |
| Production | Lauren Shuler Donner | Executive Producer |
| Production | Robert Simonds | Producer |
| Production | Tracey Trench | Executive Producer |
| Writing | Sam Harper | Writer |
| Sound | Christophe Beck | Original Music Composer |
| Production | Georgianne Walken | Casting |
| Production | Sheila Jaffe | Casting |
| Art | Nina Ruscio | Production Design |
| Art | K.C. Fox | Set Decoration |
| Art | Troy Sizemore | Art Direction |
| Directing | Diane Durant | Script Supervisor |
| Camera | Tracy Bennett | Still Photographer |
| Sound | Mark Weingarten | Production Sound Mixer |
| Sound | Lawrence L. Commans | Boom Operator |
| Crew | Ernie F. Orsatti | Stunt Coordinator |
| Directing | Marty Eli Schwartz | First Assistant Director |
| Costume & Make-Up | Tricia Sawyer | Makeup Department Head |
| Costume & Make-Up | Germicka Barclay | Hairstylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Robin Slater | Makeup Artist |
| Production | Ira Shuman | Co-Producer |
| Editing | Dean Zimmerman | Assistant Editor |
| Crew | Nancy Thurston | Stunts |
| Crew | Marla Casey | Stunt Double |
| Crew | Buck McDancer | Stunts |
| Crew | Katia Crispino | Stunt Double |
| Crew | Stefano Maria Mioni | Stunt Coordinator |
| Crew | Eddie Yansick | Stunts |
| Crew | Emiliano Novelli | Stunt Double |
| Directing | John Pontrelli | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Art | Courtney Fain | Art Department Coordinator |
| Production | Isabelle Trichard | Art Department Production Assistant |
| Camera | Gregory W. Smith | "A" Camera Operator |
| Camera | Gregory W. Smith | Steadicam Operator |
| Camera | Erik L. Brown | First Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Kirk Bloom | Second Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Wendy Finn | Camera Loader |
| Sound | Frank Bradley | Utility Sound |
| Crew | Jay M. Huntoon | Video Assist Operator |
| Art | Josh Lusby | Set Designer |
| Art | Shannon Curfman | Leadman |
| Art | Matt Callahan | Set Dressing Buyer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Scott Swank | On Set Dresser |
| Art | Brook Bacon | Set Dresser |
| Art | Brendan C. Fenton | Set Dresser |
| Art | Joe Monaco | Set Dresser |
| Art | David Agajanian | Set Dresser |
| Art | David G. Morse | Set Dresser |
| Production | Dustin Bernard | Unit Production Manager |
| Directing | Ken Wada | Second Assistant Director |
| Art | Mark Wallace | Property Master |
| Lighting | Russ Caldwell | Chief Lighting Technician |
| Lighting | Richard Hartley | Best Boy Electric |
| Lighting | Keith Hartley | Lighting Technician |
| Lighting | Jeff Mathews | Lighting Technician |
| Lighting | David Watson | Lighting Technician |
| Lighting | Shawn Duchscherer | Lighting Technician |
| Lighting | Dave Tutokey | Rigging Gaffer |
| Camera | John Hatchitt | Key Grip |
| Camera | René Dominguez | Best Boy Grip |
| Camera | Thomas J. Ruffner | Dolly Grip |
| Camera | Brien McDonald | First Company Grip |
| Camera | Chris Connahan | First Company Grip |
| Camera | Adrian Dominguez | First Company Grip |
| Camera | Brett Elliott | First Company Grip |
| Lighting | Pete Asidilla | Rigging Grip |
| Lighting | Gilbert Asidilla | Rigging Grip |
| Costume & Make-Up | Bob Squire | Costume Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Katrina Mastrolia | Set Costumer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Joseph T. Mastrolia | Set Costumer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Barbara Marko | Set Costumer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Camille Friend | Hair Department Head |
| Production | Tim Hillman | Location Manager |
| Production | Justin Healy | Assistant Location Manager |
| Production | Robert Paulsen | Assistant Location Manager |
| Production | Linda 'Sam' Glynn | Assistant Location Manager |
| Visual Effects | Matt Kutcher | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Crew | Marla Casey | Stunts |
| Crew | Robert G. Willard | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Crew | Eduardo Lozano | Special Effects Technician |
| Art | John H. Samson | Construction Coordinator |
| Art | Joseph Braus | Construction Buyer |
| Production | Linda Cuevas | Producer's Assistant |
| Production | Heather Deaton | Producer's Assistant |
| Production | Alison Luzietti | Executive Producer's Assistant |
| Crew | Kate Feeney | Actor's Assistant |
| Crew | Erin Kane | Actor's Assistant |
| Crew | Carolyn McCarthy | Actor's Assistant |
| Crew | Gregg Alberg | Actor's Assistant |
| Production | Barbara Gutman | Production Accountant |
| Production | Maureen 'Mo' Crutchfield | First Assistant Accountant |
| Production | David Hickey | Payroll Accountant |
| Production | Wayne Lamkay | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Production | Lizette Karina Jaimes | Production Secretary |
| Production | Susan Sullivan | Key Production Assistant |
| Production | Robert Bahar | Production Assistant |
| Production | Elise Mazanek | Production Assistant |
| Crew | Michael Crotty | Set Production Assistant |
| Crew | Janell Sammelman | Set Production Assistant |
| Crew | Peter 'Pre' Rhoads | Set Production Assistant |
| Crew | John M. Pisani | Unit Publicist |
| Production | Sunday Boling | Casting Assistant |
| Production | Jeff Olan | Extras Casting |
| Crew | Bryce Guy Williams | Transportation Coordinator |
| Crew | Peter Schwietzer | Transportation Captain |
| Crew | Barry Hutchins | Craft Service |
| Crew | B.J. Smith | Set Medic |
| Crew | Ann Zoric | Chef |
| Editing | Dan Zimmerman | Assistant Editor |
| Sound | Donald Sylvester | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Sound | Mildred Iatrou | Supervising Dialogue Editor |
| Sound | Susan Dawes | Dialogue Editor |
| Sound | Dave Kulczycki | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Ted Caplan | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Steve F. Price | Foley Editor |
| Sound | Skip Longfellow | First Assistant Sound Editor |
| Sound | Blake R. Cornett | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Sound | Roy Seeger | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Sound | Charleen Richards-Steeves | ADR Mixer |
| Sound | David Lucarelli | ADR Recordist |
| Sound | Samuel Lehmer | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Brad Sherman | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Jeffrey Perkins | Sound Recordist |
| Sound | Jeff Carson | Music Editor |
| Sound | Pete Anthony | Conductor |
| Sound | Kevin Kliesch | Orchestrator |
| Crew | Bill Talbott | Score Engineer |
| Editing | Marlen Hill | Negative Cutter |
| Editing | Jim Passon | Color Timer |
| Production | Guido Cerasuolo | Line Producer |
| Production | Laura Cappato | Production Manager |
| Production | Marco Zanon | Unit Manager |
| Production | Maria Novella Martinoli | Production Coordinator |
| Production | Antonella Longato | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Production | Simona Serafini | Location Manager |
| Production | Tiziana Tortarolo | Assistant Location Manager |
| Production | Daniele Abate | Production Assistant |
| Production | Marco Barel | Production Assistant |
| Production | Anna Rita Della Rocca | Accountant |
| Directing | Francesca Ghiotto | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Henrique Laplaine | Second Assistant Director |
| Costume & Make-Up | Catherine Buyse Dian | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| Camera | Giovanni Gebbia | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Roberto Gentili | Focus Puller |
| Camera | Emilio Lari | Still Photographer |
| Sound | Jim Greenhorn | Sound Mixer |
| Sound | Steve Finn | Boom Operator |
| Lighting | Cristiano Giavedoni | Gaffer |
| Lighting | Elvis Pasqual | Best Boy Electric |
| Camera | Werner Bacciu | Key Grip |
| Camera | Marco Alzetta | Grip |
| Crew | Riccardo Mioni | Stunt Coordinator |
| Visual Effects | Fabio Traversari | Special Effects Supervisor |
| Art | Susanna Codognato | Art Direction |
| Art | Giorgio Pansini | Set Dresser |
| Production | Béatrice Kruger | Location Casting |
| Production | Daniela Foà | Extras Casting |
| Production | Nancy S. Rand | Second Assistant Accountant |
| Crew | Fred Gabrielli | Catering |
| Sound | Casey Stone | Scoring Mixer |
| Camera | Malik Hassan Sayeed | Second Unit Director of Photography |
| Costume & Make-Up | Debra McGuire | Costume Design |
