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Danny Dyer as John Smith |
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Sarah Harding as Stephanie Smith |
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Denise Van Outen as Michelle Smith |
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Neil Morrissey as Gary Gardner |
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Kellie Shirley as Susie Browning |
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Christopher Biggins as Bobby Franklin |
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Lionel Blair as Cyril |
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Jeffrey Holland as Dick Holland |
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Richard Briers as Newspaper Seller |
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Barry Cryer as Busker |
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Judi Dench as Bag Lady |
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Rolf Harris as Busker |
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Cliff Richard as Busker |
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Ian Cullen as |
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Gareth Marks as |
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Nicholas Le Prevost as D. S. Porterhouse |
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Pamela Cundell as |
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Peter Blake as Man reading newspaper |
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Ben Cartwright as D. S. Troughton |
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Derek Griffiths as Stockwell Police Officer |
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Jean Fergusson as Exercising Woman |
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Jennifer Wilson as |
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Vicki Michelle as Tourist |
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Jenny Seagrove as Taxi Passenger |
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Russ Abbot as Hospital Patient |
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Nicky Henson as Hospital Patient |
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Bernard Cribbins as Hospital Patient |
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Brian Murphy as Allotment Man |
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Marcia Warren as Woman on Seat |
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June Whitfield as Exercising Woman |
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Maureen Lipman as Exercising Woman |
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Katy Manning as Exercising Woman |
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Liza Goddard as Exercising Woman |
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Su Pollard as Shopkeeper |
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Andrew Sachs as Clumsy Waiter |
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Derek Fowlds as Man in Hat |
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Robin Askwith as Bus Driver |
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Mark Wingett as Man Outside Cafe |
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Sylvia Syms as Hip Operation Woman |
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Donald Sinden as Man on Bus |
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Finty Williams as |
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Wendy Craig as Nanny |
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Geoffrey Palmer as Man on Toilet |
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Lynda Baron as Nurse |
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Frank Thornton as Man on Bus |
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Bill Pertwee as Man on Bus |
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Tony Britton as Man on Bus |
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Wanda Ventham as Woman on Bus |
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Michael Cochrane as Man on Bus |
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Louise Jameson as Receptionist |
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Timothy West as Man in Pub |
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Prunella Scales as Woman in Pub |
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Jess Conrad as Piano Player |
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Tom Conti as Actor |
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Les Dennis as Man on Street |
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Noel Edmonds as Man in Shop |
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Vernon Kay as Plate-Spinning Man |
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Pat Sharp as Man in Flat |
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Dennis Waterman as Minding Person |
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Anita Graham as |
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Jeffrey Holland as Dick Holland |
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David Janson as |
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Jennifer Hill as Actress |
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Damien Swaby as |
| Directing | John Luton | Director |
| Writing | Ray Cooney | Writer |
| Directing | Ray Cooney | Director |
| Production | Phil Taylor | Co-Executive Producer |
| Production | Nigel Goldsack | Co-Producer |
| Production | Vicki Michelle | Executive Producer |
| Sound | Walter Mair | Original Music Composer |
| Camera | Graham Fowler | Director of Photography |
| Editing | John Pegg | Editor |
| Production | James Simpson | Producer |
| Production | Jeremy Zimmermann | Casting |
| Art | Elle Williams | Art Direction |
| Art | Philippa Breslin | Set Decoration |
| Production | Graham Fowler | Producer |
| Production | Phil Richards | Co-Executive Producer |
| Sound | Graham Daniel | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Pietro Dalmasso | Foley Editor |
| Art | Fi Russell | Production Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Tony Priestley | Costume Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Deborah Elias | Makeup Designer |
| Sound | Adam Daniel | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |