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John McCrea as Jamie New |
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Josie Walker as Margaret New |
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Shobna Gulati as Ray |
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Tamsin Carroll as Miss Hedge |
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Lucie Shorthouse as Pritti Pasha |
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Phil Nichol as Hugo Battersby/Loco Chanelle |
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Alex Anstey as Laika Virgin |
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James Gillan as Tray Sophisticay |
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Vinegar Strokes as Sandra Bollock |
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Ken Christiansen as Jamie's Dad (Wayne New) |
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Luke Baker as Dean Paxton |
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Courtney Bowman as Fatimah |
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Jordan Cunningham as Sayid |
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Ryan Hughes as Mickey |
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Harriet Payne as Bex |
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Shiv Rabheru as Cy |
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Lauran Rae as Becca |
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Kirstie Skivington as Vicki |
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Daniel Davids as Levi (uncredited) |
| Writing | Dan Gillespie Sells | Musical |
| Writing | Tom MacRae | Musical |
| Writing | Jonathan Butterell | Idea |
| Directing | Jonathan Butterell | Stage Director |
| Costume & Make-Up | Anna Fleischle | Costume Design |
| Crew | Luke Halls | Projection |
| Sound | Dan Gillespie Sells | Orchestrator |
| Production | Dione Orrom | Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jackie Orton | Costume Supervisor |
| Production | Patrick Molony | Production Manager |
| Sound | Mike Poon | Sound Supervisor |
| Sound | Tom Cassidy | Sound |
| Sound | Callum Timbrell | Sound |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jessica Plews | Hair Department Head |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jessica Plews | Makeup Department Head |
| Lighting | Steve Nolan | Lighting Director |
| Sound | Toby Alington | Sound Engineer |
| Camera | Andy Watt | Camera Supervisor |
| Camera | Jamie Carroll | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Barrie Dodd | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Paul Jarvis | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Martin Schlote | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Andrew Seraille | Camera Operator |
| Camera | John Simmons | Camera Operator |
| Crew | Rhimes Lecointe | Associate Choreographer |
| Sound | Theo Jamieson | Music Director |
| Sound | Emma Basset | Musician |
| Sound | Dave Hopkin | Musician |
| Sound | Ciaran Jeremiah | Musician |
| Sound | Kevin Jeremiah | Musician |
| Sound | Alice Lee | Musician |
| Sound | Ali Van Ryne | Musician |
| Sound | Matthew West | Musician |
| Sound | Theo Jamieson | Musician |
| Sound | Bob Broad | Musician |
| Art | Anna Fleischle | Set Designer |
| Crew | Kate Prince | Choreographer |
| Sound | Paul Groothuis | Sound Designer |
| Production | Will Burton | Casting Director |
| Directing | George Richmond-Scott | Assistant Director |
| Directing | Nick Morris | Director |
| Lighting | Lucy Carter | Lighting Design |
